Fanboy and Chum Chum are excited when a new kid joins their class. His name is Kyle, and he's a wizard expelled from Milkweed Academy for Wizards. However, Fanboy and Chum Chum are extremely skeptical about Kyle's magic, and they fake their own magic with him only to learn he's real after all.
"And lastly, there was a misprint on today's cafeteria menu. Meat Larf should read..."
"Mr. Mufflin!" and so on.
Fanboy and Chum Chum, as seen for the first time
"Ugh. Yes, Purple...Kid?"
"Which juice box goes best with meat larf?"
"If they hold these two back another year, I'm putting in for early retirement."
Kyle the Conjurer
"Oh great. A new student."
"From beyond the veil of dispose,"
"...who is versed in ways of..."
"...mystical realms of..."
Those fireworks fill the room with amazement.
"I don't think everyone caught my entrance."
"Great Hank, another screwball."
Okay, you sit with those two.
Not believing he is a real wizard
The first student that Kyle meets.
"Oh dear, you've lost your writing implement."
"Are you classically trained, or self-taught?"
"I attended the prestigious..."
"Milkweed Academy for Wizards."
"...for turning one of my professors into..."
"They will see the error of their ways."
"And I will return to assume my rightful place..."
"...as the most powerful pre-teen wizard..."
Kyle's first evil laugh ever.
"We're gonna have so much fun together."
"Chum Chum and I
love to play wizard."
"Okay, I'm not sure I made myself clear."
"Yeaaaah, we're real wizards, too. And when we play ninjas..."
"And when we play spacemen..."
"I think we're on the same page here."
"Umm, I'm not sure we are."
"Are you...hearing the difference?"
"Okay, I heard the "play" part..."
"I think we're done here."
"From this point on, don't even look at me."
Did he just do a spell? What were we thinking, he
I should take some time to think.
"Hey, can we play wizards in your dome?"
"Hey, is there a toilet in there?"
"Dear Milkweed Academy, readmissions board --"
Those huge, vibrant eyes! They're amazing! Like, mesmerizing!
"I'm making my wizard's entrance."
"I don't need your help."
"Well, I used to be a teapot..."
"Until the wizard here brought me to life."
"Why don't you perform some magic?"
"I foresaw you would ask that."
Here's your left finger...
Darn, I wish
I could do that.
"Thank you, you're too kind."
I have one final finger illusion I'd like to perform, IF..."
"...I could have a volunteer to..."
"Ooh! his signature trick!"
"Let me just move upwind."
"Enough! I've had with you ninnies."
"It's time for me to show you..."
"What a REAL wizard can do."
A close-up of Kyle's magic wand
WHAT - Hank is taking it away?!
"No stick waving. You'll get this back at the end of the year."
Faking a spell book
Time for lunch! And my very first one.
Hmm...charm to summon a griffin...
Kyle thinks Fanboy should be the victim, weird.
Fanboy: Hail, brother wizard!
"Could you please not bother me whilst I'm reading?"
"Uh-oh! Reading at lunch?"
"People are gonna think you're unfriendly."
"Wow. That's a nice coloring book."
It is not a coloring book!
The ancient book of spells and charms.
real wizards have.
"Yes, we have one of those. Chum Chum?"
"And so...it is written."
"Those are not magic words!"
"Well, you...must have misheard me."
"What are you trying to do?"
"Summon a great, ferocious griffin upon us?!?"
"Did you hear the sound of beating wings?!?"
No, it's not coming...for now.
It's just my imagination.
"If you were a stronger reader..."
"We'll just eat our wizard lunch."
"Would you mind levitating the ketchup to me?"
"Your wish is my command, oh, master."
"That is not levitation."
"I will show you, levitation."
Whoa. Now we REALLY know he's an actual wizard!
"This is what a mind that is centered..."
"And just as I can rise,"
I'm sitting on lunch? But whose is this?
"Cause you're sitting on her lunch."
"Levitate me Kyle's pudding."
Playground Pep Talk
My face is all foodified, and I have a black eye.
"You cannot challenge me..."
I challenge you to a wizard-off.
"Just show up by the flagpole..."
"And bring your best trick,"
The first time Kyle's smoke fogs the screen.
Too bad Chuggy's pencil is still flying.
"Ooh-ooh-ooh! I'm so excited. They say you never forget your first wizard-off."
"I'll let you in on a little secret, Chum Chum."
"Give him a necklace of piranhas?"
"Then finish him with the underpants of a thousand screams."
"Okay. Let's get this over with."
"Yeah! let's get wiz-zay!"
Don't try this at home, everyone.
"Not that insipid trick where you add a finger!"
"Oh, you can't be serious."
"Chum Chum! Ah! I knew we should have rehearsed this."
"Fear not, I'll revive him!"
"A good wizard always carries an Ice Monster Bun Bun for just such an emergency."
"Come back to me, buddy."
"You just come back to me, buddy!"
Hey! What are you doing on my hand?!
No, wait, I am! What was I thinking?
How come they can't see this?
"Goodbye forever, Fanboy!" (First mention of Fanboy's name.)
The Great Griffin! I should've known he DID conjure it.
The griffin scoops me up, and away I go.
"I shouldn't have been so awesome!"
"But we can make it up to him."
"We'll play wizard with him all day tomorrow!"
And that's the end of the episode, and the beginning of Fanboy and Chum Chum's adventures.
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