After Hank takes away everyone's toys due to no toys allowed in class, he mistakes Chum Chum for one and takes him as well. Fanboy recruits his friends and they work together as a military rescue team to get Chum Chum back.
Hank has Laser Eye Surgery
Another pleasent day at school.
"Uh, has anyone seen Mr. Mufflin?"
"Maybe he accidently locked himself in his truck again."
OUR TEACHER'S WEARING SHADES?!?
"Just gotta find my desk."
"Uh, Mr. Mufflin? Are you okay?"
"As you may not have known..."
"But I just got laser eye surgery..."
"...from that discount medical van..."
"...every last little thing..."
Chair's a lower than remembered, TRIPLE OUCH!
Students play with toys
"You know what that means!"
"Hahahaha! Hm! Ooh! Hehe."
Kyle about to open his Lil' Warlock Kit.
How can Fankylechum use night vision goggles when it's daytime?
Toys, toys, toys! Toys, toys, dig toys!
"...here comes a YO-YO BLAST!"
"Oh, yeah? Taste my PADDLE BALL FURY!"
"No toys in class!"
"I can finally take off these sunglasses."
Can you skate it like this?
"Great Caesar's go-cart! You all know the rules!"
Ooh, what potion is Kyle making?
Did Kyle just create a Mr. Mufflin?
"Give me that toy stick!"
Your Lil' Warlock Kit is mine!
Hank steals Chum Chum
"Get back here, you toy!"
"Our toys! We've gotta hide them!"
Run, Fanboy! Hide the toys!
Aren't you forgetting something?
A ball flies out of the desk...
...it bounces on the blackboard...
...and it lands in Chum Chum's mouth.
Hank doesn't like this...
"Ah! Don't worry, buddy, I'll get it out."
"Didn't you hear what I said?"
"Uhh, you don't have to tell --"
"We frown on that sort of thing."
"Then, what's that you're holding?"
"This is Chum Chum. He's been in your grade for the last five years?"
"Aha! Just as I suspected!"
"You'll all get your toys."
"AT THE END OF THE YEAR!"
Gathering everyone to be a team
Listen up, I have something to say.
"Mr. Mufflin's gone too far this time."
"Am not gonna stand for it!"
"We're not gonna take it anymore!!"
"They're just toys, we can get more."
"My! Best! Friend is in that drawer!"
"We all lost best friends."
"I lost my digital pet cat Scampers."
"Isn't that right, New Scampers?"
"Chum Chum is in that desk."
"If there's one thing we learned..."
"...back in basic algebra..."
"We're gonna carry the 1 back home."
Save Chum Chum Team United!
The mission begins
"Up, down, up, down, side, side, side. Down, up, down, up, side, side, side."
Do you recognize that person on the mug from
"What's Mr. Mufflin still doing here?"
"Time for a little shut-eye."
"Mr. Mufflin lives in his desk?!?"
Now, what are we going to do?"
"He's got to go to sleep sometime..."
"YOUR DAYS OF NINJA-ING ARE OVER!"
"'CAUSE I AM HANK MUFFLIN, THE HUMAN BAT!"
"Those are our toys, man!"
"And that man's playing with them, man!"
"Nobody can take my Scampers!"
I know how hard it is to look at that.
But we still got a man behind enemy lines.
Think about what he's going through.
Now, if we're gonna see his little dog face again, we gotta get Mr. Mufflin away from that desk drawer.
We're gonna need a diversion.
Privates Chowhound, Fresno, and Kyle! Come in!
We're all together now. Follow me!
"I'd rather hope I'd be "Tex".
"Alright, let's move out!"
Team VS Goat
"The Human Bat DESCENDS into the darkness!!!"
"You've reached the desk of Hank Mufflin, what can I do you for?"
"Eh, hello? Is your refrigerator running?"
"As a matter of fact, it
"Then you better go catch it."
Oh, my lunch is in there!"
Good, he's gone. Now, listen up...
Sargent Fanboy, what does that mean?!
Seriously! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!
Oh, that's what you meant.
"They say you never hear the goat that's got your name on it."
"I owe you one, Chowhound."
Searching in Hank's drawer
Shh, don't let him see us.
"Let's see those safe cracking skills you learned stateside."
Kyle's getting annoyed there...
That takes a lot out of you, doesn't it?
" We're not leaving without Chum Chum!!
"Did you hear that, Mr. Squeakles?"
"The Night Monsters are coming again, just like Mommy said they would!"
"Don't tell me the odds, Chowhound! I'm not leaving without Chum Chum!"
"We've all recovered our playthings."
"I say we cut our losses."
...causing Hank to notice.
Kyle doesn't notice the laser coming.
"Laser eyes, Night Monster! That's why I got the surgery!"
I guess when Hank got laser eye surgery, he really meant "laser eye" surgery.
Look out, Kyle -- I mean -- Tex!
"Oh, there's plenty of this for all of you."
Go on without me, Fanboy...
A good soldier never leaves a man behind!
"Whoa, whoa, falling back."
And Chowhound, who spits out the guard goat.
Retreving Chum Chum
"We're in some pretty poop now, Sarge!"
" Game over, man!! Game over!!!
"If we rush him, he can't blast all of us!"
So that's the way it's gonna be, huh?
Well, I'll tell you what.
I'M COMING FOR YOU, CHUM CHUM!
"Everything's gonna be all..."
"Did you really think it would be that easy?!"
"I came up a little short this time."
"But I tell you, if I had to do it all over again..."
"I wouldn't change a thing."
"I squeak you too, Chum Chum."
"My beautiful laser eyes!"
"Wait a minute, You're not monsters!"
You're my students trying to get your toys back!"
knew you'd save me, Fanboy!"
"I didn't do it alone, Chum Chum."
Celebrating a finished mission!
Oh, dear, there he goes again...
"You may have won the battle."
"But I will win the war."
"Hank Mufflin, the Human Bat!"
You know, that medical van will do anything if you slip them an extra $20.
"And pages 28 through 30 in your algebra textbooks for Monday!"
"There flies a complicated man."
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