The school dance has rolled in and Fanboy and Chum Chum get dates to go there, but Fanboy's is just a mop in bucket named Moppy. It's a crazy school dance spectacular as Fanboy pretends Moppy is his girlfriend and they become the silliest couple at the dance.
The Announcement of the Dance
"Ohhh, the school dance!"
"I can't believe it's finally here!"
"Now we can show off our new moves to the whole school!"
"Will you boys stop doing that every time I mention the school dance?!?"
Mr. Mufflin says that Man-Arctica will be performing his "Glacially Slow Jamz".
"Wow, Fanboy, you're one sharp-dressed man!"
"You look totally righteous."
Chum Chum says there are two things: Complement on each others fabulous outfits and find dates for the dance.
"Dates? Find dates? But the dance is in five days! That's hardly enough time! Unless..."
Fanboy wonders who Chum Chum will take with him.
Chum Chum decides to call his cousin.
Before the dance
Moppy waits at the top of the stairs.
Fanboy daydreams about Moppy.
Fanboy after getting Moppy down the stairs.
"Chuggster, lookin' good."
"Michael Johnson, I'm diggin' those sunglasses at night."
Janitor Poopatine analyzes the kids before they enter.
Poopatine analyzing Fanboy.
"I'd rather wait out here for my cousin, she tends to be fashionably late."
Fanboy shows Moppy around/Meeting Muk Muk
The overshot of the dance.
"Wow! They really went all out for Man-Arctica!"
"I mean, check out the stage! It looks just like his Igloo of Ice-olation!"
"Ew. You're not Chum Chum. Who are you?"
Fanboy decides to get some punch.
Muk Muk runs out of the dance.
Chasing after Muk Muk
Fanboy searching for Muk Muk.
Chum Chum watches Fanboy get mauled by Muk Muk.
"I'm so sorry, Fanboy, I should've kept an eye on Muk Muk."
"It's my fault. I had the best date in school, but I took her for granted. Now she's gone forever."
"I have to go, I have something in my eye!"
"But Fanboy, Man-Arctica's coming on any minute!"
"I'll save you a good spot!"
"Hey! What's the matter with you?"
"Well, if you must know, I lost my mop, and I don't know if I can get her back."
"I meant I just painted that bench. Can't you read the sign? "
"You're right! I should fight for her, but what if she doesn't take me back?"
"GET OFF THAT BENCH RIGHT NOW!"
"I'll never know unless I try. I'll do it!"
"Thanks, Janitor Poopatine, you're the best!"
Fanboy Apologies to Moppy
Meanwhile, back at the dance...
"Aw, you're so pretty. You don't need no stinkin' Fanboy."
"Attention, school, are you ready to rock?!?"
"Then throw your hands in the air like you'd never have for..."
The kids jeering Fanboy, excluding Lupe and Yo.
This is what Fanboy's face looks like before seeing Moppy for a while...
"I think this next power ballad can express my feelings better than words ever could."
Man-Arctica jams on his keytar.
I see your bucket in the distance...
I'll take you by the handle and love'll sweep us away...
"Ew! Chum Chum's cousin just barfed on the dance floor!"
"What do you say, Moppy? Take a chance on this dreamer for old times' sake?"
Fanboy and Moppy hug each other.
Fanboy cleans up Muk Muk's barf.
Fanboy slow dances with Moppy.
"Look what I got, a nice piece of fruit. I gotcha. I gotcha. No, wait. oh, come on!"
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