Kyle sees Fanboy perform a magic trick in which he links and disconnects two rings, and Kyle is anxious to learn the secret to it. Fanboy will not tell it however, and Kyle will stop at nothing to replicate the trick.
The Great Fantini Magic Show
What's Chuggy running to?
They should call him "Trip" Chuggy.
"The Great Fantini Magic Show."
"Oh, this should be rich."
Fanboy performs the scarf trick.
"Okay, white stuff, coming through!"
I'm a little jealous, but what gives?
"Splended. I can't wait to see..."
"Where your doves come out of,"
Fanboy performs the ring trick.
"Oh, come now! Are you having a laugh?"
"Why, I was linking teething rings..."
"Whilst my governess pushed me about in my pram."
Kyle tries hard to pry the rings apart.
After the show
"Alright, let's strike the set, people!"
"Do you mind?!? I'm trying to have a conversation!"
"And I'm trying to get the invisable lady to her dressing room!"
Kyle wants to know the secret
"It's the magician's coooode!"
Kyle twitches his eyebrow in the matter of Groucho Marx.
"I can't sleep a wink without my Admarial Fluffington."
"My braces whistle when I breath,"
"And I can chew my toenails,"
"I fart fairies when I'm anxious,"
"And that's how fairies are born!"
"Boy, this starter magic kit is the best thing we ever traded our lunch for."
"Maybe we can eat the rice from that rice trick?"
"I'll just open it up, and --"
"Come apart, you filthy little!"
"Good magicians never --"
"Reveal their secrets, I know!"
"But no one said they can't
trade their secrets."
Kyle's an escape artist like Houdini.
Getting entranced by the wand light
Kyle is hypnotizing Fanboy and Chum Chum with the wand.
"Mm, I don't know. It's kind of just a skinny flashlight."
"It's a staff of concentrated power."
"It could conjure riches."
"Make the very earth beneath your feet bubble..."
"I guess I could take a few...pr-actice cuts."
Does the wand make me tingle?
"Tell the secret! TELL THE SECRET."
"Why do we need another pool of lava?"
"We never use the one we have."
A Note to Help
"Take my handy wallet-sized copy. The Great Fantini has committed it to memory."
It's like he's holding his hand.
"A good magician may never reveal his secrets."
"Except -- to his assistant."
And there he goes, his second evil laugh of the series.
Tricking Chum Chum
Kyle and Chum Chum are sharing Frosty Freezy Freeze.
"Boy, Kyle, it was nice of you to invite me for a pony ride."
"Oh, he'll be along any second."
"Your pony's hooves are tearing my flesh!"
"Just give him a sugar cube and pat him on the beak."
Chum Chum Imposter
Kyle disguised as Chum Chum.
"That's not me! That's Kyle
disguised as me!"
"If you are Chum Chum, what's your favorite snack?"
"Crumpets and a spot of tea?"
"Oh, poop. That is my favorite snack. I guess you really are me!"
"Kyle the Ring-Unlinkererer...er."
"There's no way off this roof!"
"The instructions! The rings! No, I've come too far!"
"Hang on, Kyle! I'll pull you up!"
"No! I'd rather plummit to my demise than having to go on without learning that ring trick!"
"That's crazy! You fall into lava just because you don't know how to rotate your rist 1/4 turn and gently pull?!?"
"Ow! Your talons are digging into my burns!"
"You know, Chum Chum, Kyle's a good guy, but I don't think magic is just his thing,"
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