Kyle is upset when Sigmund releases a new video game, "Sigmund the Sorcerer's Wizard Challenge", until he finds out whoever wins the game gets an admission to Milkweed as the prize. With the help of Fanboy and Chum Chum and their ultimate video game skills, Kyle tries to beat the game without beating himself up.
There's Kyle, riding his broomstick.
He appears to flirt with the ladies.
Giving his nose a wiggle.
"The freedom of the open sky."
"Away from the annoyances of the mortal world."
Leaving out his BFFs Fanboy and Chum Chum.
"What are 'you
We're just getting our air mail.
"Yes! It came! Our new video came!"
"We've spent the last six weeks building up our thumb muscles!"
The game is called
Sigmund the Sorcerer's Wizard Challenge. Cool!
real challenge is keeping down your lunch when you look at it."
"Haven't you ever wanted to learn how to be a wizard?"
"Well, I must confess, the thought
did cross my mind."
"DURING MY TEN YEARS OF STUDYING WIZARDRY! WITH A MINOR IN WIZARDCRAFT! AT THE MILKWEED! ACADEMY! OF WIZARDING!"
Milkweed Academy? That's a thing on the box. It says: Complete the game and win admission to Milkweed Academy".
"A chance to get back into Milkweed?!"
"Well, what are we waiting for?"
A little odd wand wave, and...
Starting the game
We can't wait to play the game!
"As the only real wizard here..."
"I shall commence the game playery."
How am I going to get the game to start?
You put it in the Hex Box.
The Hex Box is on. Please insert the game disk.
Please wait till the game loads...
"Congratulations on your purchase..."
"Of my latest und greatest..."
"Sigmund ze Sorcerer's Vizard Challenge!"
"(Fanboy and Chum Chum: Whoa!) (Kyle: Ugh, even his hologram is insufferable!)"
Fanboy moves over to Sigmund.
"Are you ready for ze ultimate video game challenge?"
"My life's work has led to this moment."
"Zhen, enter your vizard name."
Fanboy decides "Fandalf", or perhaps "Fanlaria"?
Chum Chum's turn to enter his wizard name.
Chum Chum chooses "Gorlock the Warlock, Sucker of Souls" as his name.
"Now, wizards, Choose your apprentice."
"I'm a full-fleged wizard."
"Velcome, Pyle the Apprentice."
Kyle! Kyle, with a K?"
"Fandalf! Gorlock! Pyle the Insignificant!"
" Choose your controllers!
Wands, perfect for any wizard player.
"Wait, What -- what about me? Where's
Wands are for wizards only. Apprentices have the shoe.
How am I going to work a shoe?
Level 1: Lucky Bats
"Wizards! Let's warm up our wands, shall we?"
"Oh, no! My lucky bats have escaped from zeir belfry und whatnot!"
"For every one you zap..."
"I shall reward you with a dazzling coin."
Fanboy will strafe left, while Chum Chum flanks right.
Fandalf parodies Spiderman.
That's how you defeat bats.
"Oh, your assistant uz taking heavy fire!"
"Ow! They're dropping guano in my hair! How do I get them off?!"
Which one is the jump button? I can't find it!
"It's easy. Just do L-R-1-R-1, square-square-triangle, left trigger, up trigger, right trigger, down!"
"Get under my sheild, Kyle!"
"I've unlocked Wacky Wand!"
Hooray! We finished level 1!
"You have destroyed all ze bats."
Wow! Fanboy got an extra life!
"Yes, yes, beginner's luck."
"I'll take my ticket to Milkweed..."
Level 2: The Gooper
"You made short vork of my bats..."
"But HOW will you fare against..."
All he does is giggle and goof.
"The Gooper is a clumsy dull-witted creature..."
"...vith no magical abilities to speak of."
"Can you defeat zis bumbling oaf?"
You are totally annoying us.
"Hey, Kyle! That thing kinda looks like you!"
"Really? I'm not
seeing the resemblance."
"Especially around the slack jaw and the drool..."
"Hey, Chum Chum! Don't you think that Gooper looks just like Kyle?"
"Oh, my gosh! You're right! I
thought it looked like someone I knew!"
Yuck. Well, at least it's Kyle.
please just blast it?!"
Oops, hit the real one...
ME, YOU DUMBLEDORKS!"
"It really is uncanny. I can't tell which is which!"
"Let's just destroy them both."
"Don't vorry if you can't stop ze Gooper."
"...he always destroys himself!"
Sneezing destroys himself?
"Very amusing, Sigmund. Now, if we're through bashing Kyle..."
"Can we please just get on with the game?"
194 Kyle-bashing levels later...
"Now, you have reached the final level."
"Und admittance to Milkveed is almost..."
"Yes! Milkweed! BRING IT!"
Before you win the admittance, you must face one last wizard.
That wizard is the most powerful in the universe.
Turns out that's Kyle the Conjurer!
"I'm -- the final level? I'm so flattered! I don't know what to --"
"If you knew anything about vizarding..."
"You would be holding your sides from ze splitting!"
You actually have to face a wizard...
actual power. And that's...SIGMORDIAN!
KABOOM, goes the lightning storm.
A mighty tower. Sigmordian's coming now...
"If you vant the key to Milkweed..."
"You will have to go through ME!"
Sigmund's first evil laugh ever, although he's playing the boss.
"Chum Chum, let's do this!"
Ice-teroids, the finest thing.
"Ice-teroids? What -- what -- where did you get ice-teroids?!"
"You didn't eat the flower?"
Thanks for the face-lift! (That's familiar...)
What are those spiky platform thingys?
Oh, no! He's ganing on us!
Too many crushes: -1 life.
The key to Milkweed! You are a winner!
"You have captured the key to Milkveed!"
"A most spectacular demise..."
Goodbye forever, Sigmordian. I hope...
"It was an honor, meeting you on the field of battle."
That's definatly the end of the final boss for this game.
The hallowed gates of Milkweed
The doors open flooding the scene with light...
"Your forgotton son has retur --"
"Ooh! It's a board game!"
Milkweed Academy: The Home Game. Like you're there, except it's a game!
"You mean I've been busting my shoe just to win a stupid game for children?!"
It's not just for children.
It says: "Fun for ages 8 to 888". Odd.
"But Kyle, you didn't foolishly think that playing a video game..."
"...would get you into ze most exclusive school in the universe, did you?"
"Yes, that is what your ambiguous marketing led me to --"
"Wait. How do you know my name?"
"Could it be zat I am not the hologram, but rather..."
"...surrounded by a glowy spell?"
"...you will never learn!"
Sigmund, that wasn't nice! (No wonder they're not friends.)
Whoa! Never saw that before!
"Wait! Why am I not able to move ze limbs?!"
Actually, I've learned
two things, Sigmund.
First, I know how to pause the game.
I know how to properly use...
I'm gonna give you boot, literally.
Defiantly a more emphasized way to end the episode.
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