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Hall Monitor Hoedown

Fanboy's square-dance band performing the song.

Episode
Genre
Country, Western
Sung By
Length
1:09 (hallway)
:16 (outside)
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Hall Monitor Hoedown is a western song by Fanboy's square-dance band in the episode Kids in the Hall of Fanboy and Chum Chum season 2. It's first heard when Kyle stumbles into everyone square-dancing. The song is heard again at the end, when Kyle is accepted as a Hall Monitor and joins in the band with them.

Lyrics

Hallway
Kyle: What the-woah! [Nancy spins him around, followed by Cheech and Chuggy doing a do-si-do with him. He then flies to the floor] Ahhh! [Yo picks him up and dances with him] Woah!

Fanboy: Well, swing your lad! Swing your lass!
Make sure that you have your pass!
Chum Chum: Bow to your gent, bow to your miss.
Walk, don't run, that means you, Chris!

Kyle: Stop it! Unhand me!
What is going on?

Fanboy: We told 'em to slow down...
Chum Chum: And it became a hoedown!

Kyle: Get off! [flies to the floor] Ahhhh! [gets trampled by a pig] Ugh!
Chum Chum: Ah yeah, and a greased pig contest.
Catch that greasy sow!

Fanboy: What do you say, Kyle?
Wanna do-si-do?
Kyle: No, I do-si-don't. I simply want to get this very important essay...
What? Where's my essay? [looks away and sees a goat chew it up] Ahhhh!

[bell rings]

Fanboy: Now, single file, one by one.
Get back to class, this sure was fun.
Kyle: No! I must deliver my essay posthaste!


Outside
Chum Chum: Ye-haw!

[Everyone dances]

Kyle: Well...I do have the teeth for it!
[playing the spoons] Goo-goo-goo-gla, ga-goo-goo-goo, goo-ga-ga-ga, ga-goo-goo-goo!

Trivia

  • This is the first song in which all three main characters (Fanboy, Chum Chum and Kyle) sing and perform together.
  • First song to be western themed.
  • This song is inspired by real square-dancers.

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