Grand Ole Candy
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Folk
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Length
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:32
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Grand Ole Candy is a song performed by Fanboy, Chum Chum and Retchy Lintpockets in "Get You Next Time".
Lyrics[]
[piano intro]
Chum Chum: It's...
Fanboy and Chum Chum: A...
Grand Ole Candy
And it tastes fine and dandy
Retchy: And it's made from a street urchin's tears
Fanboy: Now, you're gettin' it!
Chum Chum: If you pay a quarter...
It's food he'll order!
Retchy: To keep Gully from nibbling my ears!
Fanboy: Tap solo!
Retchy: Only 25 pence
Chum Chum: That means 25 cents
Retchy: Could get me and my pet rat some chow!
Fanboy: Big finish!
Retchy: I literally might collapse...
All: If you don't buy this candy now!
Trivia[]
- This song is sung to the tune of "You're a Grand Old Flag".
- This is the first song that Retchy sings.
- The song is later on parodied as Brand New Quarter.
- Fanboy is the only singer who doesn't sing his lines when in solo.
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