Kyle does not get chosen for the "buddy system" for a field trip to the Dinosaur Museum, so Fanboy and Chum Chum have him be a part of theirs. And when they accidently fall off the bus and get lost in the desert, they have to put their buddy skills to the test if they want to escape.
Buddy System[]
A lesson on how to get your license revoked?!
"A-and, that's why I can only drive to and from school."
"In other news..."
"Today is our..."
"Field trip to the Dinosaur Museum!"
We're going on a field trip!
"Now, in light of what happened on last month's field trip..."
"...to the glue factory..."
"I blame myself, for straying from the group."
"We will be instituting..."
"...a Buddy System..."
"...for safety."
Looks like Fanboy and Chum Chum really know how to handle this!
MILITARY WHISTLE!
"BUDDY SYSTEM IN EFFECT!"
"BEST BUDS!"
"BUDDY...UP!"
Kyle needs a buddy[]
Everyone, choose your buddies!
Off we go.
Looks like someone doesn't have a buddy...
Poor Kyle.
Yo and Lupe are buddies even on a field trip.
Kyle is still trying to find someone.
A nerd and a newspaper boy make a team, huh?
Oh, dear. Kyle can't find a buddy.
Here comes Fanboy and Chum Chum!
"Hey, Kyle!"
"Ooh, you don't have a buddy, huh?"
"Of course, I have a buddy."
"He's right...uh..."
There's gotta be a buddy here somewhere.
Hmm...
Looks like everyone's taken.
Ah! Chuggy is alone!
Chuggy wants to take a cactus?
Finger wilt
"Don't worry, Kyle."
"We'll be your buddy."
And thus, the whistle bit begins again.
Major aggravation!
Grabbing the wizard's arms like buddies do
"BUDDY UP!"
"ROLL CALL!"
"CHUM CHUM!"
"HERE!"
"FANBOY!"
"HERE!"
"KYLE!"
"What are you thimble-wits doing?"
"THE BUDDY CHECK!"
"THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE BUDDY SYSTEM!"
"THIS DRILL CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE!"
Sidekick poke
"FANBOY, HAS KYLE CHECKED IN YET?"
"NOT YET! WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SOUND THE ALARM!"
ALARM BUZZ!
Lights out!
Oh no, the searchlight doesn't see Kyle! Where is he?
"I'm right here, you idiots!!"
You can turn off the alarm, now.
"All right, Buddy Check completed."
"All buddies present and accounted for."
"You gave us quite a scare there, Kyle."
Wha -- Kyle, that's not nice!
Mighty wizard release
"I have agreed to be your field trip buddy..."
"...out of sheer desperation."
"But I refuse to be part of your ridiculous..."
"Buddies System."
"Oh..."
"Kyle, Kyle, Kyle."
"Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle."
{inhale}
"Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle..."
"What?!"
"We were like you once."
Oh, psh.
It's a field trip. Who needs a buddy? We're big boys, we can take care of ourselves.
"Oh, how naive we were..."
"Field trips are fun."
"And safe."
"I'm just gonna..."
"Wander over here, all by myself."
"And toss a penny into the wishing well."
"I'll just stray over here..."
"And watch this fluffy cloud."
"Oh, that one's shaped like a giant hammer."
Make a wish, Chum Chum!
I wish I had a...
VICIOUS, ANGRY BEAR?!?
ATTACK!
Sometimes hammer clouds are NOT fun to watch.
They were so naive, but now they know.
"And that's how I lost..."
"THIS!"
Chum Chum lost his hand?! Heh, imaginations.
"My toy hook hand!"
"I had to wrestle that bear for an hour to get it back!"
Kyle's feeling worried for Chum Chum.
"Think about it, Kyle."
"How many toy body parts can you afford to lose?"
Kyle's thinking hard.
And so, Kyle's answer was...
"Let's just get on the bus."
The Bus and the Desert[]
Off we go!
Gang enjoying the ride.
"Purple Rain to Orange Julius, what's your 20? Over."
"Orange Julius to Purple Rain, I read you loud and clear, I am currently on the bus. Brace-face, do you read? What's your 20?"
"Oh, I don't know."
I think I'm...
"Right here between you!"
"No need to shout. We're right here with you. Do you copy?"
"Yes, I understand you perfectly."
"Please use the proper terminology."
Do I have to?!
"10-4."
"10-4 what?"
"10-4...Good...Buddy."
"Ah, Rodger that. Good to have you back with us."
Done with the call for now.
"That does it!"
"I'm changing my seat."
No can do.
You're tied to us.
"Wha -- why are we tied together?"
"Because we only have one parachute!"
"Oh, this is ridiculous!"
"I'm detaching myself from you two cretins immediately!"
"Wait! That's not the Buddy Cord!"
Uh-oh
They fly out of the bus...
...and land in the desert.
"That was the ripcord."
"You don't -- say."
"THE BUS!"
And the bus continues on without them.
Vultures and Invisable Kyle[]
Goodbye, bus!
" look what you've done!"
"We're stranded in the middle of the desert!"
"With our buddies!"
"But, we're hopelessly lost!"
"With our --"
"Wait."
"Do we have our buddies?"
And the whistle bit happens once more!
And this time, it's in the desert.
Everybody, grab arms!
"BUDDY UP!"
"ROLL CALL! CHUM CHUM!"
"HERE!"
"FANBOY!"
"HERE!"
"KYLE!"
"I detest you."
"Kyle's here! We're good!"
"Oh, thank goodness. For a second I was worried."
What was that?
"Hey, look! Vultures!"
"I bet they know where the food is!"
"Let's follow them."
Ahh...and so on.
Oh, I gotta get away from these dingbats.
As long as they can see you...
They'll follow you.
"Hmm..."
"Makemeus..."
"Invisibleis!"
Kyle turns invisible for the first time.
"Now, to tiptoe away..."
Kyle's footprints give away evidence.
"BUDDY ALERT! BUDDY ALERT!"
"Where's Kyle?"
This is what happens when you are not part of a Buddy System.
Finding the footprints
"I found his last set of tracks!"
"He must have stopped here!"
"Send out..."
"...the Buddy Flare!"
Flare in position.
An invisible Kyle gets hit by the flair.
"Nothing!"
"Use the Buddy Pole!"
Searching the underwear satchel
Holding things that are much too big? This is familiar...
"Kyle! If you can hear us..."
"GRAB THE POLE!"
Ouch!
That has to hurt.
Too bad Chum Chum doesn't know he's invisible.
"It's not working!"
Invisible Kyle gets hit with the pole once more.
A worried superhero
"Fling the buddy acid!"
Acid ready!
Mad cork skills.
Get ready...
Stop! Kyle was just invisible!
"Here! I'm here!"
"Oh, thank goodness!"
A loud whistle!
"BUDDY UP!"
Whoop, forgot about the acid.
Kyle, green is totally not your color.
The acid disintegrates his body
Eww.
Cavemen[]
It's getting hotter...
"Oh, what are we going to do?"
You should've brought your sunscreen.
"There's no way out of here!"
"Wait a minute."
"Why didn't I think of this before?"
"I'll just use my wand and zap us all out of here!"
That's a good idea.
Hold it!
"Where did my wand go...?"
No one can resist Kyle's "???" face
WHAT HAPPENED TO FANBOY?!?
Kyle's disgusted face
"Oh, boy. Fanboy turned into a caveman."
"Happens every time he gets..."
"...too much sun."
He looks more eradicate than usual.
That was our ticket out!
"My wand!"
"This isn't happening."
"I must be delirious!"
What's he gonna do now?
Smell my hand!
"Oh, no!"
"I'm not smelling your hand!"
NO?!?
SMELL IT! SMELL IT!
"Oh, fine. One sniff."
{sniff}
"OHH!"
I'm gonna be sick
This was fun to Fanboy.
"Chum Chum, do something to control this cretinous cro-magnon."
Chum Chum?
Oh no, you too?
Ack!
"Bud-dy. Buddy, buddy."
What is with them?
"Stop it..."
"...you two!"
"Focus! We've got to work on getting --"
BONK!
Kyle's knocked out
He's mine!
No, he's mine!
Knock-out!
Mine!
BONK!
Dinosaur![]
The knocked out wizard is being dragged.
Hey, look! He's waking up!
"Huh?"
"What?"
"Wait a minute...if Fanboy's dragging me..."
"And Chum Chum's dragging him..."
"Then, what's dragging Chum Chum?"
"D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-"
"DINOSAUR!"
ROAR!
"Here!"
Gotta run.
Oh, no you don't!
RUUUUUUN!
HE'S GONNA EAT ME!
Look out! Cliff!
Whoa!
Nowhere to go, now.
"Help! Help! Somebody help me!"
"Oh, I guess this is the end."
"This is Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason signing off."
"10-4, Good Buddy?"
"Buddy?"
They're going nuts, again.
BONK!
They snap out of their caveman states.
Did we just get a call?
"Kyle!"
"You got Fanboy."
Loud message to the max.
"HELLLLLLLP!!!!!"
"Buddy Alert! Buddy Alert!"
"Our buddy's in danger!"
Geronimo!
We're coming, Kyle!
Near Perish Sequence[]
Listening for his friends.
"BUDDY UP!"
And out they come!
"We're here!"
ROAR!
"Oh, thank goodness."
"How do we get out of this?"
"What's the plan?!?"
"Huh? Uh, there's no plan."
"We're just here for our buddy."
"So, we have no way of escaping from this beast?"
"Looks like we're gettin' eaten!"
"As..."
"Buddies!"
Whoa! Watch the roar!
"What do you say to..."
"One last Buddy Up?"
Realizing what he had done
This is defiantly something to cry about.
"Oh, why not?"
"If I must perish..."
"I can't think of..."
"Two more deserving people..."
"To perish with me!"
"Aww, that's so sweet."
1...2...3...
BLOW!
"Buddy..."
"Up."
Best friends forever!
Huh?
"The dinosaur wants to be our buddy, too!"
"Buddy?"
"See? We told you the Buddy System could save your life!"
"Who's a good dinosaur?"
Oh, boy.
No wonder they can't see the cliff breaking.
Looks like they made a new friend!
"Uh-oh..."
And the cliff wears away.
Nowhere to walk, now.
They fall!
Hank and the Dinosaur[]
"Pssh. Those museum dinosaurs were nothin' but bones."
"I wanted to see a dinosaur with a little moxie."
"You know, like that big one fallin' out of the sky towards us right now --"
"AHHHH!"
Here they come!
CRASH!
"Uh-oh."
"Field trip's over. Time to hit the road!"
"Is everyone here?"
Wow! Now THAT'S what I call a ride!
Fanboy and Chum Chum blow whistles for the last time.
"BUDDY UP!"
"BUDDY UP!"
Ooh, looks like Kyle got a better (and stranger) place to ride.
"Can't I ride on the back of the dinosaur like everyone else?!"
"Ah-dat-dat-dat! Stay with your buddy, Kyle."
Hmm...
What "buddy" was he talking about?
A skull?!
The dinosaur rides everyone home into the sunset.
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