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When did we ever ruin a class picture?
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The school's new lunch lady Mrs. Cram has changed up the school's menu by serving nothing but giant red glop, and won't let the kids leave unless they eat it. Fanboy, Chum Chum and the gang try their best to leave without having to eat the glop.
Pizza Monkeys[]
Another fantastic day at Galaxy Hills Elementary School.
It's lunch time!
"Monkey!"
"Want!"
"Pizza!"
We're monkeys, Pizza Monkeys, that is!
"Me want pizza also!"
{Pause}
Oh, look, there's Kyle.
"Hey, Kyle!"
"It's Pizza Day!"
"Come play "Pizza Monkeys" with us!"
"You two are...Pizza Monkeys?"
"What do you do? Throw your..."
"...pooperoni?"
Pooperoni?! Good one, Kyle!
Sigh.
"I'm witty day after day."
"And this is what they laugh at."
Mrs. Cram arrives[]
"I -- I don't think it's on. It's -- I -- "
"Oh, I hear myself."
"Attention, students!"
"After 68 years of loyal service..."
"Lunch Lady Mildred --"
"Has retired to her beachfront mansion in the south of France."
"We'll all miss her burnt fish sticks..."
"...and, of course, her uncontrollable temper."
"I'll think of her every time a stove's thrown out a window."
"It's time for a fresh spirit in the kitchen."
"And here she is now..."
"...from parts unknown..."
"...our new lunch lady --"
"MRS. CRAM!!!"
{dance, beatbox}
It's her! She looks mean...
"Do you all like pizza?"
"Yeah!"
"That's 'cause you haven't had..."
"MINE!"
"Awwww..."
"I want the stove thrower back."
Glop for lunch[]
EWW! GROSS!
"That -- is not pizza."
"PIZZA MONKEY NO LIKE!!!"
Look at that, the Pizza Monkey is upset.
"This glop's whatever I say it is."
"Today it's pizza..."
"...TOMORROW, IT'S MEAT LARF!"
"My tummy's scared!"
First attempt to leave[]
"How does she expect us to eat this?"
"It's...burning my eyes just to --"
"Look at it!"
In goes the glop!
"Maybe we shouldn't have stuffed it all in one cartons."
Second attempt to leave[]
Necronomicon about to barf glop.
Kyle close to the camera.
Confronting Mrs. Cram[]
"Someone needs to go stand up to that woman!"
We are not amused
"It's hopeless!"
"She's never going to open those doors."
"We're like a kitten --"
"Stuck in a tree."
Convincing Play[]
"Oh!"
"Someone, do --"
"Help!"
"There's an adorable kitten..."
"Stuck in a tree!"
"A kitty? Stuck?"
"Where?!"
"Here."
"On the proscenium."
"Curtain!"
Cat Chum
"Meow!"
GASP!
"A poor, scared kitty!!"
"WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!!"
"I will call for help on my cell phone."
Fanboy uses the glop to put the fire out.
Giant Kids[]
"We're big!"
"Awesome!"
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