After Fanboy and Chum Chum cause themselves and Kyle to be late for school, they get Scrivener Elf to write a fake excuse note to get out of being tardy. Then they wind up sending various "notes" one fake excuse after another.
Tag gone bad [ ]
Kyle was trying to avoid getting tagged...
...when Cher pushes him over.
"Scrivener Elf, take a letter."
More like Newspaper Elf to me.
I was recently tagged "it"
I strongly reject this lable
And the mockery that came with it!
Reminding Kyle of Spring Break [ ]
"What are you two ninnies..."
"Next week is Spring Break!"
"So, we're breaking all our springs!"
Why don't you bounce youselves..."
"...into a room with a ceiling fan?"
"...have notes to write."
"Writing before school?!?"
"Scrivener Elf, don't forget to speeeell cheeeeeeeck!"
I'd rather read the newspaper, notes are not me.
"We're gonna be late!" [ ]
"See, Kyle? I told you this was fun!"
"Yeah, look at that smile!"
"The altitude is making my ears ring!"
"No-o, silly! That's the school late bell."
A few moments to enjoy the fall before the realization.
"WE'RE GONNA BE LAAAAAAAATE!!!"
Excuse note idea [ ]
Luckily, no one saw this.
Especially the fact they can't turn to the window.
"I prefer to think of it as 'half-started'."
"Oh, this is bad. We're hopelessly tardy. We have no excuse."
"Does "tardy" have two G's..."
"You idiot, Mr. Mufflin knows our penmanship."
"And you're writing on your hand."
"Well, at least I'm trying!"
"Where else are we gonna get a note?"
The "note" goes good [ ]
"So, that's the story of my friend, Andy."
Weird that their eyes can be visable like this.
Shh, maybe he won't notice.
"You'd better have a note to get out of my Late Net!"
Where's the note? Get it!
"Uh, as chance should have it, we do."
"Just put it on the trident."
"Better be a pretty good one."
Please excuse the boys for being late.
They were knitting tea cozies for elderly ninjas.
"I thought I'd heard everything."
"But that is the sweetest thing I ever heard!"
"Now, those lucky ninjas can enjoy warm tea after a night of blowing poison darts into their enemies' necks!"
Homework Excuse [ ]
"And painless, other than the rope burns and trident pokes."
"I feel so naughty and saucy!"
"We just got away with..."
"Don't you know what this means? If a note got us out of being late for school, who knows what else your elf could get us out of?"
"Okay, class, I will now collect your homework."
"Oh, I just lit my bath candles!"
Not noticing the pink note that approaches
"It's some sort of a note!"
They look cute in this pic.
"You're excused from last night's homework."
And the kittens had puppies ?!?
"You -- you don't have to do homework for the rest of the week!"
Take your time, Mr. Mufflin, take your time.
Fake note montage [ ]
Kyle is in a space helmet...
"What do you mean you need...extra pudding?!"
"Six-month mission to Mars?! Such bravery!"
"Take a lock of my hair!"
Watch out! Go-kart racers coming through!
An excuse to drive in the classroom?
"Well, if the President of the United States took the time to write it..."
"Okay, bring on the bear!!"
Mufflin knocks the bear against the wall!
And here comes a belly flop!
OH! Bear gets back by a kick!
Can Mufflin manage to defeat this beast?
Bear does the belly-flop onto Mufflin!
Now THIS is what I call "bringing down the house"! Literally.
Watch out! Mufflin and Bear coming through!
Kyle makes a drill sound for emphasis.
Low Blood Sugar falseness [ ]
"I still can't believe Mr. Mufflin bought that note about us all having low blood sugar."
"But that man can bake a mean cupcake!"
I don't really have low blood suger, but I loooove cupcakes.
Fanboy's enjoying one too.
Can a cupcake really do that?
"So, shall we get a jump on..."
He's dancing like Carmen Miranda?!
One note left?!? [ ]
"Well, first, Chum Chum's gonna need a note to get out of art class."
"He doesn't want to make a paper-mache donkey."
"We'll also want to get out of gym class, of course.
"And...we'll also like to blow off math and history."
"And...oh, what the heck, you know what? Throw in social studies."
"I don't think I can fit all that on one note."
"So put it on many notes!"
"Hey, see the pad? One note left!
Now that is a superpower, able to squish others.
"Only one? How did that happen?"
"You guys blow through notes like an orchestra!"
"Look what you did to my scrivening hand!"
"One note left. We'll have to use it wisely."
Kyle can stretch his finger.
It's time for the wizard and the sidekick to think hard.
"What is the perfect note?"
How about: Please excuse us
Note Mischif [ ]
By using my left hand and a windsor grip,
I do believe I've disguised my penmanship.
"Now to let the ink dry."
"Oh! I have just the thing!"
Their eyes are following the note.
Kyle can blow the other side of the party blower. Is that possible?
Uh oh, I think he's getting angry...
"Why didn't I think of this sooner?"
"I'll simply conjure more notes."
Umm, I think you got the spell wrong, Kyle.
You got newts, not notes.
Why do I always get that spell wrong?
Nets! They got Fanboy and Kyle!
"(Fanboy: Um...) (Kyle: Nets, I know.)"
"Mmm, good nuts, Kyle. How are the notes coming?"
"I can't concentrate with these gnats in my face."
They won't ever leave me alone.
{BRRRIIING!} "The school bell! we're late again!"
"If only we weren't trapped in these nets."
"Where did you get that?"
"When you conjured those knights."
Whoa, a whole clan of them.
"We're tardy again, and we don't have a note!"
Realizing something that will help
A wizard upset that there's nothing to do
"We've got all the note we need..."
The bads of the excuse [ ]
Please excuse Fan...Kyle...Chum...
...from Mr. Mufflin's class forever.
"Well, this seems to be in order!"
"Yup, looks like you're..."
"Thank you! Now I can play recess forever!"
"Now, you three!" (Uh-Oh)
"Just stay cool, and let me handle --"
"They forced me to write those fake notes!"
"The whole ordeal was very taxing."
You three are in so much trouble now
"Well, technically they were real notes."
"Just with fake stuff written on them."
"Those kitten-puppies weren't in danger at all?!
I'm so sad, it's time for your punishment.
You boys are going to have to
"Oh, yes, of course, Mr. Mufflin!"
Forced to make up work [ ]
Everyone enjoys bouncing instead of work.
A big sigh signifying we have to miss Spring Break.
"BACK TO WORK!" (Yes, sir)
Even Scrivener Elf needs a Spring Break.
Signifying the end of the episode
That's the end, hope the main 3 learn their lesson not to fake excuses again.