Kyle is upset when Sigmund releases a new video game, "Sigmund the Sorcerer's Wizard Challenge", until he finds out whoever wins the game gets an admission to Milkweed as the prize. With the help of Fanboy and Chum Chum and their ultimate video game skills, Kyle tries to beat the game without beating himself up.
Air Mail[]
One evening...
There's Kyle, riding his broomstick.
He appears to flirt with the ladies.
Smiling at the viewer
Giving his nose a wiggle.
"Ah."
"The freedom of the open sky."
"Away from the annoyances of the mortal world."
Leaving out his BFFs Fanboy and Chum Chum.
"Hi, Kyle!"
Hmm?
Did someone call me?
Ouch, that hurt.
"What are 'you doing here?"
"Duh!"
We're just getting our air mail.
"Yes! It came! Our new video came!"
"We've spent the last six weeks building up our thumb muscles!"
Do thumbs have muscles?
Do you want to play it?
Let me see...
The game is called Sigmund the Sorcerer's Wizard Challenge. Cool!
"Ugh!"
"The real challenge is keeping down your lunch when you look at it."
"Pass!"
"Come on, Kyle!"
"Haven't you ever wanted to learn how to be a wizard?"
"Well, I must confess, the thought did cross my mind."
"Uh, when was that?"
"Oh, yes..."
"DURING MY TEN YEARS OF STUDYING WIZARDRY! WITH A MINOR IN WIZARDCRAFT! AT THE MILKWEED! ACADEMY! OF WIZARDING!"
Milkweed Academy? That's a thing on the box. It says: Complete the game and win admission to Milkweed Academy".
Kyle swipes like crazy
"A chance to get back into Milkweed?!"
"Well, what are we waiting for?"
A little odd wand wave, and...
Poof!
Starting the game[]
There's the Fanlair.
The game disk.
We can't wait to play the game!
"Give me that!"
"As the only real wizard here..."
"I shall commence the game playery."
Here we go...
"Gameus..."
"Beginnius!"
Nothing works.
How am I going to get the game to start?
You put it in the Hex Box.
The Hex Box is on. Please insert the game disk.
Here, let me do it.
Disk ready!
Please wait till the game loads...
Loading...
Load complete.
That's him!
"Congratulations on your purchase..."
"Of my latest und greatest..."
"Merchan-dazzle..."
"Sigmund ze Sorcerer's Vizard Challenge!"
"(Fanboy and Chum Chum: Whoa!) (Kyle: Ugh, even his hologram is insufferable!)"
Logging In[]
"You!"
Is he...
Fanboy moves over to Sigmund.
"Me?"
"Oh, he picked me!!"
"Are you ready for ze ultimate video game challenge?"
"Yes!"
"My life's work has led to this moment."
"Zhen, enter your vizard name."
Fanboy decides "Fandalf", or perhaps "Fanlaria"?
Chum Chum's turn to enter his wizard name.
Chum Chum chooses "Gorlock the Warlock, Sucker of Souls" as his name.
"Now, wizards, Choose your apprentice."
"That's you, Kyle!"
Literal head spin
"I'm not an apprentice!"
"I'm a full-fleged wizard."
Huh?
"Already done."
"Velcome, Pyle the Apprentice."
What? "Pyle?!"
"No, it's Kyle! Kyle, with a K?"
Log in complete.
"Fandalf! Gorlock! Pyle the Insignificant!"
"Choose your controllers!"
Wands, perfect for any wizard player.
Those go to F&C.
"Wait, What -- what about me? Where's my controller?"
Wands are for wizards only. Apprentices have the shoe.
"A shoe?"
How am I going to work a shoe?
Level 1: Lucky Bats[]
"Wizards! Let's warm up our wands, shall we?"
"On zis!"
"Oh, no! My lucky bats have escaped from zeir belfry und whatnot!"
"For every one you zap..."
"I shall reward you with a dazzling coin."
Ready...
Set...
GO!
Fanboy will strafe left, while Chum Chum flanks right.
Kyle is scared of bats!
Zap, Gorlock!
Fandalf parodies Spiderman.
Bats, say bye-bye!
COMBO!
That's how you defeat bats.
"Oh, your assistant uz taking heavy fire!"
Wha -- what do you mean?
"Ow! They're dropping guano in my hair! How do I get them off?!"
Kyle, you have to jump!
Which one is the jump button? I can't find it!
"It's easy. Just do L-R-1-R-1, square-square-triangle, left trigger, up trigger, right trigger, down!"
I'm following...
Oh, boy.
Why am I kicking myself?
Oh, no!
"Get under my sheild, Kyle!"
"I've unlocked Wacky Wand!"
3...2...1...
BLAST!
It's raining coins!
Hooray! We finished level 1!
"Condazulatons, vizards!"
"You have destroyed all ze bats."
Oh, yeah!
Wow! Fanboy got an extra life!
"Yes, yes, beginner's luck."
"I'll take my ticket to Milkweed..."
"NOW!"
Level 2: The Gooper[]
"You made short vork of my bats..."
"But HOW will you fare against..."
"The Gooper!"
Whoa.
"Behold!"
All he does is giggle and goof.
"The Gooper is a clumsy dull-witted creature..."
"...vith no magical abilities to speak of."
"Can you defeat zis bumbling oaf?"
Gooper, cut it out!
You are totally annoying us.
"Hey, Kyle! That thing kinda looks like you!"
"Really? I'm not seeing the resemblance."
"Oh-ho, yeah-heh."
"Especially around the slack jaw and the drool..."
Whatever, Fanboy.
"Hey, Chum Chum! Don't you think that Gooper looks just like Kyle?"
"Oh, my gosh! You're right! I thought it looked like someone I knew!"
Yuck. Well, at least it's Kyle.
Okay, now THAT's gross.
"Can we please just blast it?!"
Here we go.
Oops, hit the real one...
"YOU HIT ME, YOU DUMBLEDORKS!"
"Ooh, sorry!"
"It really is uncanny. I can't tell which is which!"
"Let's just destroy them both."
"Don't vorry if you can't stop ze Gooper."
"He's so stupid..."
"...he always destroys himself!"
Ah...ah...
Ah, choo!
Sneezing destroys himself?
Bye-bye, Gooper!
GRRRRRR!
"Very amusing, Sigmund. Now, if we're through bashing Kyle..."
"Can we please just get on with the game?"
I'm serious, Sigmund.
Pre-final level[]
194 Kyle-bashing levels later...
"Now, you have reached the final level."
"Und admittance to Milkveed is almost..."
"Yours!"
"THE FINAL LEVEL!!!"
"Yes! Milkweed! BRING IT!"
Before you win the admittance, you must face one last wizard.
That wizard is the most powerful in the universe.
Turns out that's Kyle the Conjurer!
"I'm -- the final level? I'm so flattered! I don't know what to --"
"PSYCH!"
"If you knew anything about vizarding..."
"You would be holding your sides from ze splitting!"
"No."
You actually have to face a wizard...
...of actual power. And that's...SIGMORDIAN!
Final level[]
{rumble}
WHAT'S GOING ON?!?
KABOOM, goes the lightning storm.
A mighty tower. Sigmordian's coming now...
"If you vant the key to Milkweed..."
"You will have to go through ME!"
Sigmund's first evil laugh ever, although he's playing the boss.
"This boss is so boss!"
"Ohhh, yeah!"
ATTACK!
AAH! A FIREBALL!
"Chum Chum, let's do this!"
"Fire your ice-teroids!"
Ice-teroids, the finest thing.
Taste ice, Sigmordian!
"Ice-teroids? What -- what -- where did you get ice-teroids?!"
"We ate the flower."
"You didn't eat the flower?"
Down we go.
That's flat
Ah! He's catching up!
RUUUUUUUUUUN!
Thanks for the face-lift! (That's familiar...)
Oop! Almost forgot!
Here you go, Kyle.
What are those spiky platform thingys?
Oh, no! He's ganing on us!
Better run!
CRUSH!
Ouch.
Too many crushes: -1 life.
"AAAHHHHH!!!"
"THAT! IS!"
"E...NOUGH!"
"OF!"
"THIS!"
A golden brick?
The key to Milkweed! You are a winner!
"I did it!"
"In your gigantic face!"
"Oh, no!"
"You have captured the key to Milkveed!"
"Now, I must suffer..."
"A most spectacular demise..."
Goodbye forever, Sigmordian. I hope...
"It was an honor, meeting you on the field of battle."
"Uh-tut-tut-tut!"
"Wait for it!"
That's definatly the end of the final boss for this game.
That's bright!
The first time we see Milkweed Academy physically.
The hallowed gates of Milkweed
"Go ahead, Kyle."
"You've earned it."
Here's the key.
The doors open flooding the scene with light...
Epilogue[]
"Oh, Milkweed."
"Your forgotton son has retur --"
BONK!
"What the elf is this?!"
"Ooh! It's a board game!"
Milkweed Academy: The Home Game. Like you're there, except it's a game!
"You mean I've been busting my shoe just to win a stupid game for children?!"
It's not just for children.
It says: "Fun for ages 8 to 888". Odd.
"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!"
"But Kyle, you didn't foolishly think that playing a video game..."
"...would get you into ze most exclusive school in the universe, did you?"
"Yes, that is what your ambiguous marketing led me to --"
"Wait. How do you know my name?"
"Hmm..."
"How indeed, Kyle?"
"Could it be zat I am not the hologram, but rather..."
"...ze real Sigmund..."
"...surrounded by a glowy spell?"
It's true.
"Oh, Kyle."
"It seems that..."
"...you will never learn!"
Sigmund, that wasn't nice! (No wonder they're not friends.)
Whoa! Never saw that before!
"Wait! Why am I not able to move ze limbs?!"
Actually, I've learned two things, Sigmund.
First, I know how to pause the game.
Second...
I know how to properly use...
...this...
...boot.
I'm gonna give you boot, literally.
Ready? Kick!
This isn't good
Defiantly a more emphasized way to end the episode.
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