Fanboy and Chum Chum are excited when a new kid joins their class. His name is Kyle, and he's a wizard expelled from Milkweed Academy for Wizards. However, Fanboy and Chum Chum are extremely skeptical about Kyle's magic, and they fake their own magic with him only to learn he's real after all.
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Welcome to Galaxy Hills! Here's the school, where the series begins.
"And lastly, there was a misprint on today's cafeteria menu. Meat Larf should read..."
"Meat Lard".
"Mr. Mufflin!" and so on.
Fanboy and Chum Chum, as seen for the first time
"Ugh. Yes, Purple...Kid?"
"Which juice box goes best with meat larf?"
"Red or White Grape?"
"If they hold these two back another year, I'm putting in for early retirement."
Kyle the Conjurer[]
"What's this?"
"Oh great. A new student."
"Well, where is he?"
BOOM!
"From beyond the veil of dispose,"
"Comes one..."
"...who is versed in ways of..."
"...sorcery,"
"Traveler of the..."
"...mystical realms of..."
He's awesome.
"...necromancy."
"Please tremble."
"And give it up for..."
Those fireworks fill the room with amazement.
"And..."
"Scene."
Huh?
We are not amused
We are!
"I don't think everyone caught my entrance."
"Can I do that again?"
"Great Hank, another screwball."
Where should we put him?
How about over here?
Okay, you sit with those two.
"Those two?"
Aww.
"Welcome to my world."
"Invitation declined."
Not believing he is a real wizard[]
The first student that Kyle meets.
"Oh dear, you've lost your writing implement."
"Off you go."
Go out long, Chuggy!
"Front row, center."
I scoot toward you...
...then I do.
"So, a wizard, huh?"
"Are you classically trained, or self-taught?"
"Well, actually..."
"I attended the prestigious..."
"Milkweed Academy for Wizards."
"Until I was..."
"...unfairly expelled..."
"...for turning one of my professors into..."
"...raspberry flan."
"Delicious old fool."
{lick}
"But one day..."
"They will see the error of their ways."
"And I will return to assume my rightful place..."
"...as the most powerful pre-teen wizard..."
"...on the planet!"
Kyle's first evil laugh ever.
Hold it!
We don't get it.
"Oh man."
"We're gonna have so much fun together."
"Chum Chum and I love to play wizard."
"Okay, I'm not sure I made myself clear."
"I...am a real wizard."
"Yeaaaah, we're real wizards, too. And when we play ninjas..."
"We are --"
"-- real --"
"-- ninjas."
No comment
"And when we play spacemen..."
"We are real spacemen!"
"I think we're on the same page here."
"Umm, I'm not sure we are."
"Because you are a..."
"...play wizard."
"Whereas I am a..."
"...real wizard."
"Are you...hearing the difference?"
"Okay, I heard the "play" part..."
"I think we're done here."
"From this point on, don't even look at me."
"Don't talk to me."
"Don't even smell me."
"Good! Day!"
Did he just do a spell? What were we thinking, he is real!
I should take some time to think.
{Knock, knock, knock}
Who's there?
"Hey, can we play wizards in your dome?"
Sorry, no room.
"Hey, is there a toilet in there?"
Wizboy[]
"Dear Milkweed Academy, readmissions board --"
"What now?"
"Pow!"
"Kapow!"
"Behold!"
"The mighty wizard..."
"Wizboy!"
Here he comes...
He's here!
Those huge, vibrant eyes! They're amazing! Like, mesmerizing!
I am not amused.
Still, I am not amused.
Now, I am amused. But...
"What are you doing?!"
"I'm making my wizard's entrance."
"You want one too?"
"I don't need your help."
"I am a wizard."
"Yeah, we all are."
"Well, I used to be a teapot..."
"Until the wizard here brought me to life."
"He is NOT..."
"...a WIZARD!"
"Uh, yeah, I am."
Very well!"
"If you are a wizard..."
"Why don't you perform some magic?"
"I foresaw you would ask that."
"Stand back!"
Giving some room.
Here I go...
I should pose first.
Chum Chum, NOW!
Here's your left finger...
...and your right.
Notice the fingers.
I'm watching.
Notice...
We merge them, aaaand...
TA-DAAAAA!
"Wiiiiizzzzbooooyyyyyy!"
Darn, I wish could do that.
"Thank you, you're too kind."
I have one final finger illusion I'd like to perform, IF..."
"...I could have a volunteer to..."
"...pull my finger."
"Ooh! his signature trick!"
"Let me just move upwind."
Okay, let me try.
I'm reaching...
Do it, do it, do it!!!
"Um..."
"No."
FART!
{Cough, cough}
"But I didn't pull it!"
"Magic."
"Enough! I've had with you ninnies."
"It's time for me to show you..."
"What a REAL wizard can do."
A close-up of Kyle's magic wand
WHAT - Hank is taking it away?!
But - WHY?!?
"No stick waving. You'll get this back at the end of the year."
But-but-but--
Oh, man.
Whatever, I give up.
Faking a spell book[]
Time for lunch! And my very first one.
Hmm...charm to summon a griffin...
Kyle thinks Fanboy should be the victim, weird.
"Now..."
"...that's a spell."
"I'll study that one..."
"...later."
Fanboy: Hail, brother wizard!
"Here we go..."
I sit with you...
...then I do.
"Could you please not bother me whilst I'm reading?"
"Uh-oh! Reading at lunch?"
"People are gonna think you're unfriendly."
"Like I'd give an Elf."
"Wow. That's a nice coloring book."
It is not a coloring book!
It is...
A Necronomicon.
The ancient book of spells and charms.
Something real wizards have.
"Yes, we have one of those. Chum Chum?"
Here it is!
"That..."
"...is a yellow pages."
"Yes."
"Yellowed..."
"...with the passage..."
"...of a..."
"...thousand years."
I'm watchin'.
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"And so...it is written."
"Those are not magic words!"
"Well, you...must have misheard me."
"What I meant..."
"...to say was..."
Hooplar
Spoof Blork
Weep
Caloosh!
"STOP!!!"
"What are you trying to do?"
"Summon a great, ferocious griffin upon us?!?"
"Did you hear the sound of beating wings?!?"
No, it's not coming...for now.
It's just my imagination.
"We were lucky."
"If you were a stronger reader..."
"We'd all be..."
"In the clutches..."
"...of its cold..."
"...pointed claws."
"Never do that again!"
Levitation[]
"Fine!"
"We'll just eat our wizard lunch."
"Oh, Chum Chum,"
"Would you mind levitating the ketchup to me?"
"Your wish is my command, oh, master."
Watch this!
Pretty cool, huh?
"That is not levitation."
"I will show you, levitation."
"Om..."
Whoa. Now we REALLY know he's an actual wizard!
"Ah, yes, levitation."
"This is what a mind that is centered..."
"...and focused can do."
"And just as I can rise,"
"I can descend."
SPLAT!
I'm sitting on lunch? But whose is this?
Uh-oh...
"Have you met Lupe?"
"Cause you're sitting on her lunch."
"Oh, dear."
PUNCH!
That's gotta hurt.
"Chum Chum,"
"Levitate me Kyle's pudding."
Okay, I'll try.
Playground Pep Talk[]
My face is all foodified, and I have a black eye.
There you are.
"That is it."
"We are going to..."
"...end this,"
"Once, and for..."
"All."
"I challenge you to..."
"A WIZARD OFF!!!"
"No, no, no, no, no."
"You cannot challenge me..."
"To a wizard-off,"
Cause I challenge you to a wizard-off.
"Just show up by the flagpole..."
"And bring your best trick,"
"Cause I assure you,"
"I'll be bringing mine."
And...VANISH!
The first time Kyle's smoke fogs the screen.
The Wizard-Off[]
Too bad Chuggy's pencil is still flying.
"Ooh-ooh-ooh! I'm so excited. They say you never forget your first wizard-off."
"I'll let you in on a little secret, Chum Chum."
"Because he's new..."
"I'm going to...
"...let him win."
"Let's see..."
"Shrink his head?"
"Okay."
"Give him a necklace of piranhas?"
"Good."
"Then finish him with the underpants of a thousand screams."
"Hmm. All right."
"Okay. Let's get this over with."
"Yeah! let's get wiz-zay!"
Everybody, pose!
I look like a superhero.
Hehe, I'm a ninja!
Don't try this at home, everyone.
"Do your blasted trick."
"Very well."
"Observe!"
We're gonna pose again.
"Oh, please!"
"Not that insipid trick where you add a finger!"
"Oh, no, my friend."
"Not add a finger..."
Remove a finger!
"Your...finger!"
{faint}
"Oh, you can't be serious."
AH!
"Chum Chum! Ah! I knew we should have rehearsed this."
"Fear not, I'll revive him!"
"A good wizard always carries an Ice Monster Bun Bun for just such an emergency."
"Come back to me, buddy."
"You just come back to me, buddy!"
I'm up!
Huh?
Hey! What are you doing on my hand?!
I am not amused
No, wait, I am! What was I thinking?
"This farce ends now!"
Energy sphere...
Activate!!!
How come they can't see this?
"Goodbye forever, Fanboy!" (First mention of Fanboy's name.)
"Game..."
"...set..."
"...ma -"
"HA?!"
The Great Griffin! I should've known he DID conjure it.
The griffin scoops me up, and away I go.
We didn't see that.
"Where did Kyle go?"
"I guess he left."
"I shouldn't have been so awesome!"
"But we can make it up to him."
"We'll play wizard with him all day tomorrow!"
"He'll like that."
"No, I won't!"
And that's the end of the episode, and the beginning of Fanboy and Chum Chum's adventures.
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