Sigmund, a famous sorcerer magician known by everyone, arrives in Galaxy Hills. To Kyle however, Sigmund is his arch rival from Milkweed Academy and in a moment of weakness to stop Sigmund from showing him up, Kyle passes Fanboy and Chum Chum off as his elf assistants and pretends to be high ended like him.
Awaiting the arrival [ ]
A close-up of the poster Fanboy's holding
"Oh, man! I can't believe we're actually gonna meet..."
"I hope he does lots of sorcerer-y..."
We're ready for Sigmund's arrival!
Hey, don't forget Kyle, too!
"This is a very long queue for the novelty shop."
"What are they, giving out free samples of..."
"Uh, apparently, you're getting your news from somewhere other than my blog."
"We are waiting for the most legendary tween wizard of all time..."
"That gives me just enough time to disappear!"
A special effect of the lightning reflected in Kyle's eyes
Sigmund Arrives [ ]
Smoke from a portal comes down...
...and it zaps the road...
...and a cloud version of Sigmund shows up.
"Wrong! Ze real Sigmund is over zere!"
A light? Then that means...
It's him, it's him, IT'S HIM!!!
"Ok, my mind is SERIOUSLY freaked!"
"Zank you, zank you. You're too kind."
"Vwait for me in the trailer!"
Sigmund will now be available for...
And the officially licensed merchendazzle!
Kyle and Sigmund [ ]
"Ooh, Sigmund the Sorcerer."
"He's even more full of himself than when we were at Milkweed Academy together."
"Coming through!"/"All he ever cared about..."
"Coming here the wrong way!"/"...was showing me up."
"A-list coming through!"/"He is..."
"That's you!"/"...an inseperable shaw."
"Move, sister!"/"He means..."
"...others feel bad about themselves."
"...lay eyes upon him..."
"Hello, oh, look who it is. {giggle}"
Gotta knock you away, private conversation here!
"You know perfectly well it's..."
"Kyle, introduce uuuuus!"
"We watch your TV show every week!"
"That Halloween special..."
"...you carved a pumpkin..."
"Oh, we still talk about it!"
"Could I get your autograph?"
"Check the insides of your eyelids."
"I'll never open my eyes again."
"What have you been up to since you were kicked out of the Milkweed Acadamy for Wizards?"
"...many remarkable achievements."
"Yeah! Remember? He was the first to be hung from the flagpole by his braces!"
"Because we were already up there hanging from our underwear."
"I think that's the day we became..."
"Say, Kyle, I'd love to catch up."
"I don't think my place is a good idea."
"...and accolades, engraved platters..."
"He is not my friend!" [ ]
Kyle, we're ready to hang up the banner.
"Will your famous friend be coming through the door?"
"OR, does he prefer to..."
"...in the center of the room?!"
"All he ever cared about was showing me up!"
"I remember one time at Milkweed."
I invited all my school chums to my party
And Sigmund the Stinker threw a party on the same day !
It's okay, Kyle. You'll have other birthdays, too!
I already did have a birthday! YESTERDAY!
And now, he'll come here and see that I'm NOBODY and I have NOTHING!
"Don't be silly, you have us."
How did you get in here, by the way?
"He's going to show me up again!"
"I just can't survive that!"
Don't worry, we can help you.
"I guess you really are that desperate."
Sigmund at Kyle's house [ ]
"You're early and -- you have your own griffin."
"The F is for "Ferocious"."
"...my two elf assisants park it for you."
You have elves to valet my griffins."
"What's sort of successful wizard would I be..."
"...without elf assistants?"
"Vell, I hope they know how to drive schtick."
"What a great little hovel!"
"Vhy did you choose to live in squalor?"
"Yes, Why did I choose..."
"Oh! Because it was chosen for me!"
"By the Young Wizards' Fellowship Grant."
"I happen to be the chair for..."
"The Young Wizards' Fellowship Board and..."
"I don't remember selecting you."
"Ohhhh! Sigmund The Sorcerer!"
"Ooh, I've read all your spells."
"Could you sign my back flap?!"
"Necronomicon? Eh-heh. Behave yourself!"
"He's never seen a real wizard before, hmmm."
"Oh, thank you, thank you."
You know, my cousin is screenplay."
"Griffen's parked, Master Kyle!"
"Oh! It's about time! I'm famished!"
"Kyle! Haff your elves conjure us some dinner."
"Blackened pheasant under glass."
"...an exquisite tin of beans."
"He wants blackened phesant?"
"What luck. We've parked the griffin next to a flock of pigeons."
Enchanted Dinner [ ]
Soon, it was time for dinner.
"What are...you...doing?"
"Why is my dinner not serving itself to me?!"
"Your house is enchanted , is it not?"
"Knives that cut withouts you holds them."
"We got to enchant things up around here."
"Oh, I think I got an idea."
"Well, I suppose I could just..."
"Cut and feed your food to you."
"I'll take it from here, Master Kyle!"
"And I'll carve meself, just like always!"
"Oh my, look at that marvelous enchanted bird."
"...wanna look anywhere else but..."
"Light or dark meat, Governor?"
"Gravy bowl coming through."
"Oh, uh, seems to be a bit of a magical mix-up."
"That's my enchanted SOUP TUREEN! "
"Well, it seems you have enchanted things after all."
"Make sure you save room for dessert!"
"I may have a don't-make-your-own sundae bar!"
Scheming Offer [ ]
"You know, Kyle, I must say."
"I'm very impressed with you."
"You seem to have it all."
"Charming, working-class gravy bowl."
"And don't forget his servants!"
"I'd be lost without these two."
"Let's cut right to the schnitzel."
"I've never been comfortable with..."
"...the idea of making you happy."
"...I wish to buy your beloved servants."
"So, Kyle the Constipater finally..."
"...has something the great Sigmund wants."
Sigmund is about to trick Kyle into getting something he really wants.
"I'll get you readmitted to Milkweed."
Unbeknownst to Kyle, this is a trick...
...but he takes the application anyway.
"I'll just go pack, shall I?"
"You are Sigmund's new D.I.T.s..."
"Vell, shall ve begin your training?"
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
The Reveal [ ]
"With a suitcase full of dreams..."
We're already helping Sigmund with a trick!
"Uh, How much dynamite shall we strapp to ourselves?"
"What exactly is the trick to the Exploding Assistants?"
"No trick, I explode them."
"Elf assistants are a dime a dazzle, aren't they?"
"Okay, big explosion now und big smiles!"
Kyle is starting to feel left out...
...until he can't hold it in any longer.
"Stop! You can't blow them up!"
"...really elves or assistants."
"...or officially licensed..."
"Kyle, zis has been such a wonderfall evening."
"See you at -- Milkweed?"
"Aw, you are Kyle the Constipator..."
Well...that's the last we saw of him, for now.
"Aw, don't feel bad, Kyle. You still have your friends."
"Yes, I suppose I am a winner after all."
The first main 3 group hug ever.
BOOM! You've been dazzled!
Ha, you make it so difficult.