Fanboy and Chum Chum discover the Frosty Mart Jingle Contest is in session and if the jingle they write is the best, it becomes the new Frosty Mart Jingle and they win 1 million Frosty Bucks as a prize. Lenny is worried about this and will do anything to stop them.
The curtains open, and the song begins
"When we're both feeling down..."
"And we're wearing a frown..."
"And you can't pry us up off the floor..."
"There's only one thing..."
"That makes our hearts sing..."
"That's the "ding" of a sliding glass..."
"Just sing your stupid song already!"
"Well, if you're gonna be that way about it..."
"We want to live at the Frosty Mart!"
"It's open all 24 hours."
"We'd lay our heads in hot dog beds."
"Frosty Freezy Freeze showers."
"We'll gladly be its willing slaves."
"It would be neat-o to serve your buritto."
"Fresh from the microwave!"
"The Frosty Mart's so gleaming and spotless."
"We must have tiny convenience store elves."
"You can find what you want for a lot less."
"If Boog ever restocks the shelves?"
"Get off my back, already!"
"I'm playing a Chimp Chomp solo."
"The Frosty Mart is always part..."
"Of where I want to play!"
"It's also got the perfect start of every perfect day!"
"So pull apart a shopping cart and let's be on our way..."
"The guard against the sneeziest..."
"The toxic nacho gaseous..."
"You practically do already."
"We want to live at the Frosty Mart!"