| Except you need the sun for that, you idiot!!!
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[Scene opens on a greyscale shot of the Fanlair on a rainy night. The doorbell is ringing]
[Shifts inside, Fanboy is walking down the stairs]
Fanboy: Ugh. Alright, I'm coming. [trips down the stairs] Did not realize my legs were still asleep. [He reaches up and opens the door. There is a coffin at the door, thunder strikes]
Fanboy: A coffin? Well, that's strange. Hm, no card.
[The coffin falls over him and lands on the ground. Fanboy opens it and waves away the foam revealing a coffin Fanboy]
Fanboy: Aw, I already have one of these.
[Coffin Fanboy suddenly sits up, its head turns around to face Fanboy. Close up of Coffin Fanboy; its eyes are closed at first, but then they open and he hisses evilly as thunder strikes]
[Scene shifts to Fanboy's bed, now in color. Fanboy immediately sits up and screams loudly, then begins chattering in fear. Chum Chum walks by]
Chum Chum: [yawns] Morning, Fanboy.
Fanboy: Chum Chum! I had the craziest dream!
Chum Chum: The one where you stand in front of a crowd without your underwear?
Fanboy: No! Even worse! I was bit by a vamp - wait a minute!