It's a pirate adventure as Fanboy and Chum Chum bury their own treasure chest, accidently bury their map along with it, and recruit their entire gang of students to help them find the treasure.
Pirate Adventure Begins
"Arrr! You feel that, Polly?"
"The wind be up. We have our heading."
"First Mate Chumbucket! Look alive!"
"Aye, aye, Captain Fanbeard!"
Chum Chum and Fanboy have a report.
"Time to find buried treasure!"
Stocking the Treasure Chest
They get rid of the decoy coins.
A limited edition Man-Arctica with kung-fu tongue grip
"How did they not make more of these?"
The super-deluxe multipurpose knife that Fanboy's grandfather gave him
A one-of-a-kind maggot farm cast in hand-crafted pewter
Ice Monster Crunch decoder ring
Aardvarks In Action trading cards
Glow-in-the-dark sleep masks
Fanboy says they have to bury the treasure...
...but Chum Chum is uncertain.
Chumbucket yelling in front of Fanbeard.
Chum Chum close to the camera.
"Do you mind? This bathroom is taken. Seriously!"
Decoy Treasure Hunt
Realizing the Fake Map
"Chum Chum, this is the decoy map!"
Flashback of the boys burying the real map.
"Oh, there be a way, Chumbucket. We're gonna dig up this whole town!"
"TREASURE? Did I hear someone mention treasure?"
"I'm sorry, Yo, but no, I don't recall a conversation of that nature. Do you, Chum Chum?"
"We buried all our best stuff, and now we can't find it. So we have to dig everywhere in town for it!"
"Chum Chum! I told you I'd never hold up in questioning."
"Yo-ho-ho no, yo. It belongs to us."
"Tell everyone I see about your secret-"
"Fine. We'll divide the treasure three ways."
"Okay, four ways. But that is it!"
"Okay, 17 ways, but that is it!"
...Captain Chuggy La' Foote...
...The Dancing Dutchman...
Treasure Hunt through Town
"All right, ye me hearties. If ye be ready for treasure, say 'aye'!"
"Lean into it, buckos! That treasure ain’t gonna dig itself up!"
"Be the shovel, me hearties! Arr!"
"Come on and dig, you lily-livered scallywags!"
Trying to Keep the Crew Happy
"Huh, I don't understand it. We dug up the hole town, but still no treasure."
"I don't know, but we better do it soon."
"Me thinks the crew be getting restless."
"There be mutiny in their eyes!"
"Uh, quick! Tell them about the treasure again."
"Thar better be gold in there, or I'll be like, arrgh!"
"Gold? Why there be enough gold to choke a kraken."
"Will there be jewels? Tiny, adorable, precious jewels?"
"Jewels as tiny and precious as Chuggy's brain."
"What about Pirates' beard wax?"
"Enough to smooth 1,000 chins."
"And will there be decorative soaps with fancy perfumes?"
"Excuse me for taking pride in my personal hygiene!"
"It be the most amazing treasure of all time, housed in a wooden chest with a silver hasp and a satin polyurethane finish."
Disgusting Treasure and Ending
"We buried the decoy treasure."
The gang looks like this at first...
"Our treasure, just as we left it!"
"It be even more beautiful than I remembered."
"...and covered with sticky gum."
"This collectible action figure has been chewed by a human mouth."
"A candy necklace with only one candy left?"
"Hey, where's our maggot farm?"
"I don't know, but check out these cool new flies."
"We dig all day for a box of garbage?"
"Well, a share of the garbage. So shall we divvy up the booty?"
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