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[Scene opens with Fanboy and Chum Chum walking down the street]
Fanboy: And I'm gonna invent a robot filled with candy. Then I'm gonna invent another robot with a stick that hits it.
Chum Chum: Ooh, and then the candy will fall out, and my robot will pick it all up!
Fanboy: Face it, Chum Chum. Piñatas are going robotic, so we might as well get on board now.
[They enter the Frosty Mart, Lenny was sleeping at the counter when he wakes up]
Lenny: Wha? Oh, no, no. not today.
Fanboy: Hey, Lenny! What has four thumbs and loves Fr-osty Fr-eezy Fr-eeze? Fuh-anboy.
Chum Chum: Aaand chum chum.
00:12:39 - Stop right there. 00:12:41 I told you costumed goofballs, don't come in this store without money. 00:12:46 - Money, money, money. 00:12:47 .. 00:12:50 What was it called again, lenny? 00:12:52 - Money. 00:12:54 - Mm. 00:12:55 Oh, I got nothing. 00:12:55 - Uh, sorry, lenny, we really don't know anything about this "money" you speak of, .. 00:13:02 This. 00:13:03 Bam! 00:13:04 - Bling bling. 00:13:06 - ♪♪ A dollar ♪♪ 00:13:07 both: ♪♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪♪ 00:13:08 ♪♪ A dollar ♪♪ 00:13:09 ♪♪ uh-huh, uh-huh ♪♪ 00:13:10 ♪♪ - ♪♪ yes ♪♪ 00:13:11 ♪♪ - ♪♪ yes ♪♪ 00:13:14 - ♪♪ it looks good ♪♪ - ♪♪ mm-hmm ♪♪ 00:13:15 - ♪♪ it tastes weird ♪♪ - ♪♪ yeah ♪♪ 00:13:17 - ♪♪ do the money dance ♪♪ 00:13:18 ♪♪ do the money dance, do the money dance ♪♪ 00:13:20 ♪♪ do the ah ♪♪ 00:13:21 ♪♪ 00:13:23 - ♪♪ I feel it ♪♪ - ♪♪ ah, ah, ah ♪♪ 00:13:24 - oh, great. 00:13:27 Nuh-nee-ner. 00:13:28 My stress twitch is back. 00:13:30 Nerr. 00:13:32 - [gasps] both: FROSTY FREEZE FREEZE! 00:13:42 .. 00:13:50 - [groans] No, get back here and pick up these-- hey! 00:13:55 Use a cup! 00:13:59 - Thank you, lenny. 00:14:00 - [sighs] - Hello, lucy. 00:14:04 You look lovely today. 00:14:06 Miss me? 00:14:07 'Cause I missed you. 00:14:11 Ooh. 00:14:12 [laughs] FEELING PLAYFUL. 00:14:13 And now for the finishing touch. 00:14:17 [squishing] Chum chum, look. 00:14:21 I made a smiley face. 00:14:22 [laughs] - [chuckles] Sweet. 00:14:25 He's all smiley and stuff. 00:14:27 My turn. 00:14:29 [squishing] " [laughter] - You like that? 00:14:36 [laughter] - Two small frosty freezy freeze. 00:14:41 What a shocker. 00:14:43 Anything else? 00:14:44 - Hmm. how's the jerky today, leonard? 00:14:47 [sniffs] Eww. domestic. 00:14:49 I think just the drinks, thank you. 00:14:51 - $1. 00:14:53 - Of course. 00:14:54 Chum chum. 00:14:55 Uh, chum chum. 00:14:59 Daah! 00:15:01 Our dollar! 00:15:02 No! 00:15:06 Sorry. be right back. 00:15:07 - Player one, begin. 00:15:11 You lose. 00:15:12 - Yay! 00:15:13 - Chum chum, what did you do? 00:15:15 That was our only dollar. 00:15:17 - Or was it? 00:15:19 - Yes, and you spent it. 00:15:21 - Or did i? 00:15:23 - Yes! 00:15:23 I saw you put it in the machine. 00:15:25 - Or did you? 00:15:26 - Why do you keep talking like that? 00:15:27 - 'Cause I lost our only dollar! 00:15:31 - We have no money. 00:15:32 We have no money. 00:15:33 Don't you know what that means? 00:15:34 We've taken something we can't pay for. 00:15:36 That's stealing. 00:15:37 They have a name for people who steal. 00:15:39 .. 00:15:40 [gulps] Stealers! 00:15:44 - [gasps] Stealers are bad people. 00:15:48 I can't be a bad people. 00:15:50 - Hello? 00:15:51 Weirdoes. 00:15:52 Remember me? 00:15:53 I'm the guy you owe a dollar to. 00:15:56 - Uh, what? 00:15:57 One second. 00:15:58 [laughs nervously] Okay, calm down. 00:16:01 Let's think. 00:16:02 There has to be some way out of this. 00:16:04 Wait. 00:16:06 ding! 00:16:07 crash! 00:16:08 I got it. 00:16:09 We'll just pour our frosty freezy freezes back into the machine and tell lenny we changed our minds. 00:16:14 We can change our minds. 00:16:14 People change their minds all the time. 00:16:17 - [slurping] - Chum chum! 00:16:19 What are you doing? 00:16:21 - Hmm? 00:16:22 Oh, sorry, couldn't hear you. 00:16:24 Slurping. 00:16:25 - Oh, this is bad. this is bad. 00:16:27 We've got to find a way to get a dollar. 00:16:29 [door chimes] - HUH? 00:16:31 - Seriously, what's up? 00:16:33 The name is oz. 00:16:34 I do believe you're holding a pack of strawberry fun fingers for me. 00:16:38 - Yes. it's the oz man. 00:16:41 He'll save us. 00:16:41 both: OZ, OZ, OZ, OZ, OZ. 00:16:43 - Yeah, we don't really get a lot of people calling ahead to reserve snacks. 00:16:49 - Seriously? 00:16:51 Weird. 00:16:53 [laughter] - Oz, you got to help us. 00:16:55 - We had a dollar, but then we spent a dollar. 00:16:56 - Now we need a dollar, and we don't have a dollar. 00:16:58 - And if you have a dollar, you could give us a dollar. 00:17:00 - And we'd have a dollar, and we could give lenny a dollar. 00:17:03 - SO CAN WE HAVE A DOLLAR? both: Please. 00:17:05 - Guys, guys. 00:17:06 Hands off the merchandise. 00:17:07 Seriously. 00:17:08 Come on, how long have you known me? 00:17:10 Don't I always look after my youthful wards? 00:17:13 I'll simply make my purchases and give you the change. 00:17:16 The oz will take care of you. 00:17:17 both: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, Thank you, thank you, thank you. 00:17:21 - Now please step back. 00:17:22 You're standing on my duster. 00:17:24 - One strawberry fun fingers. 00:17:26 That'll be-- - hey, hey, hey, hey. 00:17:28 Put the car in park, clark. 00:17:29 I'm impulse buying here. 00:17:32 .. hmm... 00:17:35 Two onion balls, a few choco logs, a cherry chewy, .. 00:17:40 One of these and two of those, most of these. 00:17:44 Do you have any more of these in the back? 00:17:47 No? 00:17:48 Then I'll just take this. 00:17:49 Oh, wait. is this peanut? 00:17:50 I don't like peanut. 00:17:52 Ooh, a new larger box. 00:17:54 Score. 00:17:55 And a diet root beer. 00:17:57 .. 00:17:59 That should do her. 00:18:01 - $8.02. 00:18:03 - Seriously? 00:18:04 I only have $8. 00:18:05 Uh, spot me two cents? 00:18:08 - Hmm. 00:18:08 - Sorry, little dudes. 00:18:10 I just couldn't make it work. 00:18:12 [tires squeal] - You two. 00:18:15 Are you gonna pay for those frosty freezy freezes, or what? 00:18:19 [door chimes] - I'm here for work. 00:18:28 You're going down, chimp chomp. 00:18:32 Down. 00:18:34 Hey, lenny, want to clock in for me? 00:18:36 - [groans] But I'm assistant manager. 00:18:39 He works for me. 00:18:42 - [gasps] LOOK AT ALL OF BOOG'S QUARTERS. 00:18:45 All we need to do is grab some. 00:18:48 - But that will make us stealers. 00:18:50 - It's boog. 00:18:54 This is gonna be great. 00:18:55 - [whistles] [laughs] - Mm. 00:19:13 [tapping at window] - He-he-he-he. 00:19:19 Aah! 00:19:21 - [laughs] - You see what I'm saying? 00:19:33 Those are our quarters. 00:19:36 - Chomp it. 00:19:37 Chomp it, you chimp. 00:19:42 - Ah! - aah! 00:19:43 - Aah! - aah! 00:19:46 - Now, I know you two weren't really gonna take my quarters, were you? 00:19:50 - [babbling] - [mocking babble] I didn't think so. 00:19:55 You're lucky my carpal tunnel's acting up, or it would be so on. 00:20:01 - Whoa! - aah! 00:20:03 crash! 00:20:04 - Hey, I'm going on break. 00:20:05 You can bring my burrito to the bathroom. 00:20:07 - [whimpering] - They're gonna send us to jail. 00:20:10 I'm not good in jail, 'cause there's no night-lights. 00:20:14 - Shh. 00:20:15 Listen, listen. 00:20:16 Get yourself together. 00:20:17 We are gonna get out of us. 00:20:18 There has to be one last thing we can try. 00:20:21 We just have to think. 00:20:27 [gasps] I'VE GOT IT! 00:20:28 .. 00:20:31 - Okay. 00:20:33 - He didn't hear the rest of the plan. 00:20:37 - I'm waiting for my dollar. 00:20:40 - There's the door, fanboy. 00:20:42 Just take it. 00:20:43 Make a run for it. 00:20:44 It's your only chance. 00:20:45 But then you'll be a stealer. 00:20:46 And stealing is bad. 00:20:47 You'll be a criminal living on the run, hiding in the shadows, a wanted man. 00:20:51 That's no kind of life. 00:20:52 But what choice do you have? 00:20:53 You'll play the cards you're dealt. 00:20:55 You'll have to change your name, of course. 00:20:57 Something tough. 00:20:58 Like blade. 00:21:00 Ooh, or kenny. 00:21:01 Yeah, nobody messes with kenny. 00:21:03 Okay, now you're just stalling. 00:21:05 It's time to make your move. 00:21:06 But play it cool. 00:21:09 Don't arouse suspicion. 00:21:12 Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha- wha-wha-wha wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-- [squeaking] [dramatic music] ♪♪ ♪♪ 00:21:25 - [whirs] Come with me if you want to pay. 00:21:30 - I-i don't understand. 00:21:33 - I am the dollar-nator. 00:21:35 .. 00:21:38 With a dollar. 00:21:39 - From the future? 00:21:41 Oh, yeah, that sounds about right. 00:21:44 - Why am I not surprised? 00:21:49 - For the frosty freezy freezes. 00:21:52 [beeps and whirs] Oh, you have strawberry fun fingers? 00:21:57 - Eh, heh, ahem. 00:21:59 - Just the drinks. 00:22:02 - I believe this concludes our transaction. 00:22:05 Always a pleasure, leonard. 00:22:06 See you tomorrow. 00:22:08 - Not if I quit. 00:22:09 - 3:00 It is. 00:22:11 [door chimes] So I built you, huh? 00:22:15 Cool. 00:22:15 In the future, I must be some kind of genius robot designer. 00:22:18 So what did I use to make you? 00:22:20 - I am built out of broken video games, a microwave oven, and a restaurant-grade hot dog steamer. 00:22:26 Care for a chili cheese? 00:22:28 [groans] ding! 00:22:30 - Wow. 00:22:30 You are awesome, dollar-nator. 00:22:34 [gulps] Do you mind if I try something? 00:22:37 - As you wish. 00:22:40 thump! 00:22:41 [electronic music plays] - Yes! 00:22:44 A robot piñata. 00:22:46 Exactly as I planned. 00:22:47 - I made candy! 00:22:49 - Whoo-hoo! 00:22:51 [laughs]