[Scene opens up with Chum Chum putting milk and sugar cubes in his Man-Arcticrunch cereal]
Chum Chum: La la la la low, do do do do do [hums]
Fanboy: [offscreen] Gooooood morning, Chum Chum! [sits down] You all done with those sugar cubes?
Chum Chum: Yup!
Fanboy: [hums, pours milk into sugar cube bowl] Ah... [eats sugar cubes]
Chum Chum: Uhhh, Fanboy? Aren't you forgetting something?
Fanboy: [swallows] Mm. You're absolutely right, Chum Chum. [empties an entire bag of sugar on the table] I thought my breakfast was a little bland. [takes a big spoonful of sugar and eats] Mm-hmm!
[Fanboy suddenly stops. After a pause, he screams loud and very long]
Fanboy: Hmm.
Chum Chum: Fanboy, what's wrong?
Fanboy: The strangest thing. I felt a sharp, stabbing, hot pokery sensation in my toothal area. Weird, huh? Hmm.
[Fanboy takes another big bite of the sugar. After a pause, he screams again]
Fanboy: Hmm. There it is again. Let me just try the exact same thing one more time.
[Fanboy takes one last big spoonful of sugar. After a pause, he screams yet again, and runs all over the place]
Fanboy: Make it stop! Make it stop, make it stop, make it stoooooooop! [falls over and groans] Hmm. Another ear-splitting scream. [sits back down]

Chum Chum: Uh...Fanboy? I think you might have a toothache.
Fanboy: A toothache? [sarcastic laugh] Oh, impossible. I brush my teeth all the time! Every tooth, every day. Chum Chum: Okay, then --
Fanboy: Except for Toothy. Oh ho ho, he hates to be brushed. [stretches mouth open] See? Ahh...
[Cut to inside Fanboy's mouth. One tooth is rotting and has cavities on the top and bacteria in the gums around it. This is the tooth that Fanboy called "Toothy"]
Chum Chum: Oh...goh...I think you'd better go to the dentist. [holds nose, a fly lands on Toothy] And maybe the exterminator.
Fanboy: [closes mouth] Oh, no! No dentist is coming near these pearly whites! And this charcoal grey.
Chum Chum: But, Dr. Plaqula is fun! He has the best toys, [Fanboy rolls his eyes] and the awesome-est free toothbrushes. And at the end, you get a lollipop!
Fanboy: Already got one! It's been stuck in Toothy for years. [stretches mouth open] Ah...
[Next to Toothy is a green lollipop]
Chum Chum: [sarcastically] Okay, Fanboy. [gets out of seat] After all, you know best. [walks off]
Fanboy: Thank you. You know I've always -- hmm? Oh, no. [screeches like cat]

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