Kyle can't get his studies for the Milkweed Admittance test done in time, so he uses a Crib Notes spell to cheat on the test. But the spell winds up turning him into a baby and Fanboy and Chum Chum will do anything in their power to make Kyle fall asleep so the spell can work.
"How am I
ever going to pass this test?!?" Introduction to Spells and Charms Getting Familiar with Familiars
never get back into Milkweed!!!"
It's Fanboy and Chum Chum, on their turbo bike.
Oh, hi Kyle. It's only you.
you doing in the bottom of Snake River Canyon?"
"...studying for the M.A.T.s!"
Kyle, what are the M.A.T.s? We never heard of them.
And a follow-up question: what is "studying"?
"M.A.T.s: The Milkweed Admittance Test."
"Once I pass the exam..."
"...I intend to re-matriculate..."
"Kyle's talking gibberish."
"Sounds like someone's blood sugar is a little low."
"Come on, Chum Chum, let's go make Kyle a study snack."
Professor Flan's release
"Hope you like leftovers!"
All F&C could find was this container that says...
"Do not open under any circumstances".
Because Kyle looks real hungry, Fanboy makes an exception.
WAIT -- The flan is expanding?!
You turn me into a raspberry flan.
You stuff me in a container,
And toss me in the ice box!
"Future generations could -"
"Oh, stop kissing my behind!"
"Then, tell your friends to stop nibbling it!"
Kyle, I know you want to get readmitted to Milkweed.
...I have a plan of my
I'll return tomorrow to grade your test.
You must get every answer correct.
Get it? Every answer correct!
You'll never see the hallways of Milkweed...
The first time we hear Flan's evil laughter.
Oops, that happens a lot.
The Crib Notes Spell
"I can't possibly get my studies done in time."
"Yeah. Then you can stay in Mr. Mufflin's class with us."
That's what I need to do."
"I need a spell for Crib Notes."
"Oh, nononono, dear boy!"
"I won't be parting to cheating."
"...then open your 'folio."
There it is, the Crib Notes spell. Ready, Kyle?
"Cheetah Cheetah Pumpkin Eatah."
"Cribbity Bibbity Oh Whop Bam Notes!"
"Hey, Kyle turned into a crib!"
"No I didn't, I'm in here!"
"IF you'd bother to read..."
"THAT'S THE WAY THE SPELL WORKS!"
First -- the wizard becomes a baby.
Then -- he must fall asleep in the Enchanted Crib.
Only then, will the Crib Notes appear!
"Well, that's easy enough. Just scootch down with your binky and your blankey..."
"And take the cloud-ferry to Sleepytime Island."
"Aww, what's wrong, Baby Kyle?"
"It seems I'm not suffically..."
"Baby Kyle, we can understand your baby gibberish."
"Maybe baby wants to be helded."
"Does someone want to go uppums?"
Whoa! He's unable to balence!
"He's too slippery. I need baby powder."
"Would you please put me -- "
"Ah! Is that a chainsaw?"
Here comes the big finish!
Hole in one...baby, that is.
"Crawl it off, Kyle Baby."
Feeding the baby
"There, there, Baby Kyle. You'll sleep better when you have a nice, full tummy."
"Okay, open wide! Here comes the airplane!"
"I may be in diapers, but I'm not daft."
"That is a
spoon, not an aeroplane."
"This is just for directing Chum Chum."
Here comes the plane...literally.
"You are clear for approach of doctor 2-0-nighter over."
"Copy that, Grandcook. Targets in sight, arming the payload."
"AHH! Make him stop! MAKE HIM STOP!!!"
"We're gonna have to abort mission. Target is being fussy, I repeat, abort."
"I can't pull up! I'm going dooooown!"
"Sorry, sarge. Looks like I missed my target."
"At ease, Chum Chum. We still got plan bravo."
"We are go for choo-choo train."
Here comes the train! Again, literally.
Even babies can scream like that
Literally "rocking" the baby to sleep
"Just...conjure the Crib Notes and ha, you'll pass the test."
"Kyle, you'll never go to sleep if you keep twitching like that."
"When I was a baby, I liked to be rocked to sleep."
"Hello, Kyle's Cr-ib-ah!"
"...to get rocked-tah?!?"
"Please, no! Oh, be careful! Please, don't drop me!"
"Kyle, waaaalalalalalalowa feeling sleepy yet?!? Ah!"
"Uh, could someone pass the baby back to the stage, please? Baby back to the stage, thank you, rock on."
"Someone stole my pacifier!"
"I'm on everyone, woohoo!"
OK, here's the big finish!
"It worked, Kyle's finally asleep."
"You got it, be real quiet on three."
"Gotta be real quiet, Kyle's trying to sleep! Trying to get, trying to get, trying to get to Milkweed!"
"Gotta be real quiet, gotta hush to sleep!"
The Crib Notes Spell's Effect
"You did it! You slept for five minutes! Feel refreshed?"
"Wow. You had some growth spurt."
Too big to fit inside, now
"That must mean the Crib Notes are here!"
"I fell asleep in the crib, and --"
"Are you okay, normal-sized Kyle?"
"I'm talking like a baby!!"
"How am I going to take the test without passing off talking like a --"
"Those are test answers!"
Kyle's sheet before being worked on
Passed, but short-lived
Question 1: Correct. Question 2: Correct. Question 3: Correct. Question 4: Correct!
"It would seems, you have answered EVERY QUESTION..."
Enjoying his third maniacal laugh of the series
And when I finally complete my studies
And become the most powerful pre-teen wizard this world has ever seen,
As I originally intended.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, FATTY-FAT, FLANNY-FLAN?
"It seems that in taking the exam..."
"Thereby, rendering all your correct answers --"
That's such a huge stamp.
"Ohohohohoho, that felt good."
"I do so look forward to..."
"...denying you again in the future, Kyle."
That glaze looks delicious.
"Aww, poor Kyle. Let's cheer him up."
You're right! Let's cheer him up on three."
"Let's cheer him up, he's feeling real down! Cause I gotta do, cause I'm after me in north town! He's got, he's got, he's got..."
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