After Fanboy and Chum Chum get sick from staying out in the rain too long, they begin to fight over each other. They even argue over Kyle, deeming him as his "best friend", eventually causing him to be aggravated with their sickness due to their games having random rules.
A rainy day spoils plans for Chuggy, Nancy, Yo and Duke to play together.
Not Fanboy and Chum Chum. "RAIN!"
"Rain, rain, come again! Give us water on the brain!"
"Splash, splash, splash-splash-splash! Splash-splash-splash-splash-splash-splash-splash!"
For being in the rain without their rain gear, the boys are getting sick!
Sick kids have to go home
"I'm gonna write that no-good mother nature such a letter!"
"Look at the bright side."
"We may have colds, but..."
"At least we get to spend the day at home together, best pal o' mine!"
"We'd better call in sick."
"Frosty Mart, how may I make your day more "frostinicious"?
"Chum Chum and I have colds, so..."
"We're not gonna be able to make it in for today's usual madcap hi jinks and tom foolery. Realy sorry."
"Stay away as long as you like. Longer, even."
"We'll try and pull a double next week."
Fanboy reaches for a nacho (breaking the fourth wall).
The call ends before Lenny could say more.
"Now, we're no work and all play!"
"I think today is the day we finally reach the bottom of that box."
"Boy, that bottom really sneaks up on ya."
Sick boys begin to turn against each other
"The batteries are dead!"
"One of us is gonna have to get up and turn on the TV."
"In my condition? Uh-uh, too risky!"
"So weak! Fanboy, turn on the TV for me!"
"Oh, Chum Chum, is that you? I believe I'm suffering from fever blindness!"
"So, you're really not gonna do this one little favor for me?"
"I believe my record's clear on the matter."
"Fine. I didn't want to watch TV anyway."
"Do you mind? I have to breathe this air too!"
Chum Chum sneezes like a fountain.
"Ever hear of a tissue, FRIEND?"
Fanboy sneezes - over Chum Chum.
"You did that on purpose!"
"Nuh-uh! If I'd have done it on purpose, I would have done
And sneezes in slow-motion over Chum Chum's face!
As Kyle's name was said, thunder striked to give the entrance more emotion.
"What are you doing here?
"Obviously, I wouldn't be here unless this was an emergency."
"I got caught outside in the rain!"
"Which as you know is like an acid to wizards!"
"Also, this seems to be acid rain."
"Stay here and play with me all day?"
Chum Chum wants Kyle to play with him instead...
The boys return Kyle's arms to him.
"I'm not here to play with either of you."
"Why would I want to spend time at all..."
"With you snot-filled troll babies?"
"Cause you're my best friend!"
They quickly realize what they said...
...and growl at each other.
"So, just to be clear..."
"You're fighting over me?"
"Well, I don't know what to say."
"I never had anyone want to play with me before."
"All those games of solitaire, hiding and no one seeking right then!"
"Who should gain priveledge of being my best friend..."
"...and playing with me!"
"Are these the only choices?"
"Before you choose Kyle, just consider this!"
Chum Chum falls through his elevator.
"Well, that does simplify things."
Fanboy and Kyle sitting on Fanboy's bed.
"So, whaddya wanna do first?"
"You wanna play Dead Arm?"
"Perhaps a board game would be more to my tastes."
Violence Fight 2 (now with more violence)...
What about Mr. Unicorn's Teddy Bear Dress-Up Fashion Show?
"Eh...Chum Chum and I sort of melted all the pieces to put them out of their lameness."
"Then again, it may get a bit high-spirited."
"What with the spice of the orient --"
"--perhaps just domestic checkers."
Chum Chum usually lets Fanboy choose black.
"Well...I'm your best friend now..."
"And I choose to go first."
"What on earth are you doing?"
"Playing! You gotta make the evil energy disks jump into the..."
"Why do you insist on besmirching such a noble game?!?"
"What? How do
you play Death Checkers?"
"Obviously, I've chosen the wrong best friend."
"Come on, best friend Kyle."
"He doesn't deserve you."
Chum Chum takes Kyle's hand in his.
"So, how does one play 'action figures'?"
"It's easy! You just move them around and make them fight!"
"Ooh! How delightfully low brow!"
Kyle and Chum Chum have a ninja fight.
But Chum Chum didn't move!
"Now, I chop your arm off."
"Perhaps you'll feel the force of both my parry and my thrust!"
He bounced off his force field.
"And then I use my sonic ray to pretzel-ize your legs."
"Ooh, sonic turbo ninjas."
"Did you use your mystical throwing cow?"
"So, we're going to play loosy-goosy with the rules..."
Kyle jumps on the ninja...
...bangs it on the door...
"A taste of your own medicine."
Kyle can't take it anymore
He missed him, and now, his head explodes.
Uh-oh, he doesn't look impressed...
"With your...made-up rules..."
"And your air-born livestock?!"
Shenanigans has been called!"
Shenanigans is the best game we've got! Way to go, Kyle!
They get into their shenanigan helmets.
The clones are ready to chase Kyle.
Kyle running from the clones.
Kyle is blasted by techno music.
The clones carry Kyle to a pancake fight.
"Ooh! A red hot huckleberry."
"That gets you a sky-high rocket ride!"
Kyle flies across the Fanlair...
...and into the bathroom.
Kyle gets a toilet stuck on his head.
"And I refuse to spend one more moment in this nuthouse!"
"Okey dokey. Kyle calls outsies!"
They throw Kyle on the moon.
End of the cold war
Chum Chum's nose is no longer stuffy!
"Or sick of you anymore!"
"Such is the enduring gift of
"Chum Chum, let's promise to never do whatever got us mad at each other in the first place ever again."
"It's a deal, best friend."
"Wanna go play out in the rain?" (this time they don't forget their rain gear)
"You read my mind, best friend!"
They leave to play in the rain and the episode ends
To return to the "Cold War" episode summary, click here.