Stan Arctica
Man-Arctica the Ride
Chum Chum loves the ride.
Not Fanboy, who is next to him!
Friends
Fan-bidextrous
Saving Private Chum Chum
Jingle Fever
Eyes on the Prize
Battle of the Stands
F&C are starting to put up a lemonade stand.
Chum Chum sets up the cups.
Chum Chum juices the lemons.
Chum Chum adds the ice cubes.
"So, what do we do now?"
Aaaany minute now...
Aaaaaany minute!
"Aw, we've been out here so long."
"And we still haven't sold any lemonade!"
"But it sure is keeping us cool."
"And just think about the natural juices we've added to the lemonade."
"Chum Chum, that's it!"
"Natural juices!"
"We need to add more natural juices to our lemonade."
"That's got to be the only reason why we haven't sold any."
Let's juice up our lemonade!
Pickle juice for flavor
Spray cheese for Vitamin D
Beard juice for manliness
Toy juice for fun
And comic juice for...
Ze-
pow,
BOOM!
With our new juicy secret lemonade recipe,
We'll have to fight off all the customers!
Hehe, f'all the customers.
I mean, who doesn't like lemonade in winter?
Any minute now, Chum. I can feel those customers c-c-coming.
"I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!"
"I don't understand it!"
"I don't know, maybe we should ask Lupe and Yo."
"What could they possibly know about it?"
"Well, their stand seems to be doing pretty well."
"Who put you up to this?"
"Hi, Fanboy."
"Hi, Lupe."
"Don't "Hi, Lupe" her!"
That's a lot...
Back of the line.
83. 83?
"What's the big idea, putting a lemonade stand on our corner?"
"It's OUR location!"
It's right behind us!
"It's folksy."
"Oh, like a ghost town."
Would Fanboy like medium or large?
"WE ARE NOT HERE FOR YOUR LEMONADE!!!"
I can't hear you over this crowd!
Almost done...
"Oh, jar is full."
I can't hear what they're saying over the coin spill.
"Actually, we would."
Here you go.
"But we're not paying for it!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Oof!
Anyhow, back we go.
Almost forgot!
"Dollarnator, come on!"
"So, what's their secret? Why are they selling so much lemonade?"
"Don't rush me. It's a process."
Identifying component ingredients: Artificial lemon flavoring, sugar substitute substitute, imitation water.
Analysis...
Horrible!
"I don't understand."
"If it's so bad, why do they have so many customers?"
"Fanboy, what do you see?"
"Of all the low-down, dirty--"
"What, Fanboy?"
"They're adorable."
"Go ahead and laugh, ladies, 'cause revenge is a dish best served cute."
PleadChum strikes again!
Nobody can resist Chum Chum's big pleading eyes of cuteness!
"Aw, he doesn't scream when he sees me. That's adorable."
"Shh, I think he's about to say his first words."
What will he say?
"Buy our lemonade!"
Chum Chum thanks everyone for coming.
"Hold it right there!"
Clearly, she's been working under the sun too long.
Of course this is a real baby!
Well, I can prove he's not a real baby because of this--
WAAH!
And just look at his--
And his stupid-looking --
Is the mean girl making you cry?
"Well, that girl is just nasty."
"But he's not a baby!"
"Looks like a baby to me."
"If that's not a baby, I don't know what is."
Okay, then. Well, I suppose if he is a baby...
He wouldn't mind reading a first edition Man-Arctica comic.
Don't do it, Fanboy! You already have twelve of those at --
-- Home.
Uh-oh, busted!
"No, but I can explain."
Because...
...um...
...well...
This isn't Yo's real hair!
Oh, yeah? Well...
Chum Chum's left leg isn't real!
Oh, yeah? Well, Lupe's really a robo-droid being operated by a much smaller Lupe!
I think those were fake, do you?
You and your stand are going down!
Wait!
"What a pathetic display."
"Dollarnator?"
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